the-boring-distopia
the-boring-distopia
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the-boring-distopia · 14 hours ago
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Chat is this real???
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the-boring-distopia · 14 hours ago
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every generation has its cursed writer. unfortunately, it’s me this time.
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the-boring-distopia · 14 hours ago
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London isn’t ready for our girl Mizu. And neither am I. (Peek the British sword in her hands)
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the-boring-distopia · 14 hours ago
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cursed lovely afternoon with your estranged terrorist? 8 ft tall gay aunt
tlt whiteboard (50 pages of hot shit) is available for purchase + download - fundraiser for Gaza: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeVxMgXUKzqWy15KrMSnQjxNNbf8JwpEL6U7SC_e-6enimyAQ/viewform
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the-boring-distopia · 15 hours ago
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rent-lowering gunshots
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the-boring-distopia · 15 hours ago
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the-boring-distopia · 15 hours ago
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Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well
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the-boring-distopia · 16 hours ago
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Hungarian gen z people are body shaming politicians in a way that is hard to explain in english. I have never heard anybody described as "he looks like his mom kicked him out of the womb too early because he had bad vibes" or "he wants to close the border because his hairline is migrating lol"
I can't
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the-boring-distopia · 18 hours ago
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the-boring-distopia · 19 hours ago
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hi. I made the tridentarii ask.
it was not a joke
I'm happy youre considering it
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the-boring-distopia · 19 hours ago
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the-boring-distopia · 19 hours ago
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I would love to translate the hungarian tlt fic I just dumped but unfortunately I have unearthed the fic where Kiriona and Ianthe have a slumber party and Ianthe gets fucked because she wont stop referencing the time Jod made them listen to big time rush.
I'm sorry but I really want to finish that one
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the-boring-distopia · 19 hours ago
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i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend
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the-boring-distopia · 19 hours ago
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ianthe evil gay beam attack #lobotomy
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the-boring-distopia · 20 hours ago
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‘’drakengard 3 was a bad game’’ ok but consider this
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the-boring-distopia · 20 hours ago
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I love this fucking website. I'm never leaving Tumblr. You're all so fucking funny. I'm serious. I'd rather die than not see this kind of shit on my dash.
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the-boring-distopia · 20 hours ago
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As somebody who made "Ianthe is forcemasc'd by Babs" jokes in the past: yeah I agree.
Ianthe has this weird thing going on where everything she does/is is concluded to be the product of something else. She is this way because of her sister (is partly true) she is masculine because of Babs (might be slightly true but she was kinda like that before it.
I don't mean she is not affected at all. But sometimes the weird Ianthe stuff is just Weird Ianthe Stuff. She was like that from the beginning.
I don't know, that may be a personal thing but something about the "Ianthe is forced masc" thing makes me deeply uncomfortable. Because I do not think (and I may be wrong) it's true. I feel like, now that we know Ianthe is melting together with a *man* everything "masc" on her is tried to explain with Babs, without even thinking about if it couldn't simply be her actual personility. I for example do not think she wears white shirts and black leather pants because of Babs. It's nothing he would ever wear, because, to quote Corona, he looks awful in white. Also it's simpler than anything we ever see him wear. We portray Ianthe in such clothing since Always and I really think it's just character development because nothing she wears before fits her. Honestly, I do not not think he is a very masculine man either. He is pricky. He cares for his personal hygene. (I know men do that, I mean the amount of it with the pomade and so on and he definitely uses perfume in my head.) He is a little diva (affectionately). If I had to guess what's him in The Unwanted Guest I would assume he's in the open buttons of Ianthe's shirt. We never see her show of her bust size (in my rememberance) but he strikes me as a guy who'd like to open his shirt to reveal his upper body parts, especially if there's anything to show. I don't know, maybe it's because I know many women who are like Ianthe Tridentarius (and really, I think she's never been more "masc" than in the first book) without being possesed by the soul of a man in reallife, and to be perfectly honest, I'm uncomfortable with gender questions over international borders, because I feel like, those things are different for any country anyway... But yeah, I wanted to say that once, maybe anyone can understand that
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