My interests include the cute, the creepy, the silly, and the profound. Call me Cat. She/her. Ace. Theatre artist
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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page
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i hate when you open a new tab and all the articles are like YOU ARE LOSING YOUR RIGHTS AS WE SPEAK!!!!! heres a list of actors from cheers who died
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Every time I feed my cats, instead of crowding around their food bowls, they'll run to the door and peer out of it while standing smartly at attention, presumably to make sure no-one sneaks up on us while I'm preparing the food. That's literally never happened, but I appreciate the concern.
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Mayhem is starting to grow lovely white beansprouts and I'm delighted by them


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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
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A Wild Turkey takes suet from a birdfeeder in the eastern United States.
photograph by Courtney Celley | USFWS
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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.
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