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Good morning Chrysalis Station, It is eight thirty in the AM. I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash.

The swiss cheese migration is nearing its end through our territory. However for safety any sightings of those terrorizing blocks of cheese should be reported immediately. Just contact any staff and they'll pass it along.

Expect the totally-not-real-finger-fries to be a bit slower in production for a while, one of our slithering lunch ladies has gone on vacation. We wish them an amazing trip.

That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly.

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Good morning Chrysalis Station, It is eight thirty in the AM. I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash.

All travellers please exit the cafeteria in an orderly fashion. All travellers please exit the cafeteria in an orderly fashion. 

A blockade of Swiss cheese has swarmed, attacking our lunch ladies and anyone who ordered the totally-not-real-finger-fries and cheese.

Security has been sent to deal with the issue but it remains an ongoing affair. Our deepest apologies to the were-rabbit whose eardrums were injured slightly when the blockade attacked.

That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly.

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Good morning Chrysalis Station, It is eight thirty in the AM. I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash. 

The semi-annual Swiss cheese migration will be upon us by the end of the day. Just let it be known that when you board your trains you might see a block of tasty cheese curds hurtling through the air.

On an unrelated note, the totally-not-real-finger-fries are back in stock, now with optional cheese.

That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly.

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Station intercom:

Good morning Chrysalis Station, It is eight thirty in the AM. I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash. 

Today's updates go as follows: 

Staff please avoid break room two where the movie night took place, for completely unrelated reasons it has been infested with dimension hopping crickets. For travellers, you may hear an incessant chirping through the walls, do not approach them. Steer clear from the walls. In other news, the ent protesters have finally taken a step back and reevaluated their hatred of pyromaniacs. They have put away their signs and got back on their trains. We as a station — and as a community — are so glad that we have finally reached a peace. That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly. 

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Station intercom:

Good morning Chrysalis Station, It is eight thirty in the AM. I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash. 

Today's updates go as follows: 

Behind the scenes security has made a deal with the roses, in exchange for bedtime stories the roses will bite any ents that get close enough. So far, three ents with rose shaped bites have left the station. This is encouraging. 

Last night some complained about the noises from behind the wall next to platform three. Apparently people have heard chanting, the ominous buzzing of an interdimensional portal. That was a movie night for the conductors while temps filled in. There is no cult in the Chrysalis station. Apologies for the confusion. 

More about yesterday, the squirrels who collapsed the giant insect stairway are paying to rebuild it. Which is just wonderful, please be sure to thank them if seen. 

End of update 

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Station intercom:

Good morning Chrysalis Station, It is eight thirty in the AM. I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash. 

Today's updates go as follows: 

The roses were supposed to be safely rehomed by the omnivorous plant recovery company today. They have told us in no uncertain terms that they will not take our roses on the count that they thought they were just hungry and not sentient. They will stay coiled around the pillars and fed worms daily. 

The east giant insect stairway has collapsed under the weight of a troll's three pet squirrels who didn't read the weight limit. Insects, please use the west stairway until this issue is resolved, thank you. 

The ent protestors continue to clog the platforms and state their demands: segregation of all fire lovers. Security are upping their game, reciting Edgar Allen Poe poetry. As everyone knows, ents hate poetry. Only time will tell how this will end. 

That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly. 

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Station intercom:

Good morning Chrysalis Station, I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash. As a station it is our top priority to make our travelers feel safe. So it is our responsibility to quell a few rumours.

Today's updates go as follows:

Some have reported the eyes in the carpets moving, looking at you as you pass. A few have said that the eyes close when stepped on. These are just rumours, the carpets were not effected by the same prank that gave the roses sentience.

No ents were set aflame by pyromaniacs, purely horror stories made by the ongoing ent protestors sparking unneeded fear over a few peaceful fire lovers. Safety is deeply important to us here at the station. We would not let that happen.

Lastly, despite multiple reassurances from our lunch staff, whispers of this have not stopped. So as an official announcement, no, our finger fries are not actual fingers as so many seem intent on saying. They are simply fries shaped in our kitchen to look as lifelike as possible.

That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly.

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Station intercom:

Lots happening today! It is eight-thirty in the AM, I am your friendly non-corporeal announcer in your dash.

Today's updates go as follows:

First off, platform six is open to the public again, now strong enough to support the big footed. But the ent protesters have taken to the platform, taking up space and making passengers' boarding a hassle. We suggest waving pictures of dorothy picking apples as you board to keep yourself safe. We can assure you, security is on it.

The gift shop has been restocked! A whole new line of Station snow globes, complete with our six-winged eight-tenticled mascot standing on the platform. Check your station maps, buy a souvenir while you wait for your train!

The totally-not-real-finger-fries will be on sale once more! We understand that they were critically under stocked the past few days, and just for you fry lovers we've made a deal with a new supplier. Please form an orderly line, do not trample the snake lunch people serving your food. They deserve better.

That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly

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Station intercom:

Today is storming! The sky is black, what lovely weather for a long train journey! It is eight thirty in the AM. Good morning Chrysalis Station, I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash. Today's updates go as follows: In light of the storm, we have brought out our spotlights in the old auditorium for those of us that need photosynthesis to stay full and content. There are bright lights in the front cabins of trains minus two to eleven if extra accommodations are needed. The sentient roses around the pillars have been determined to be violent. Please keep your distance and they will be rehomed to the omnivorous plant recovery company in a couple days. As some of you know the ents have been protesting the known pyromaniacs allowed into the same train as their bark hearted selves. We will not fold. Promaniacs have equal rights. Security holding pictures of orcs from the Tolkien movies are now engaging the protesters. So far neither parties are backing down. That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly.

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Gooood morning Chrysalis Station!

It is eight thirty in the AM, I am your friendly non-coporeal announcer in your dash.

Today's updates go as follows:

The totally-not-real-finger-fries have been restocked after being sold out yesterday, please proceed to the cafeteria in an orderly fashion and avoid tripping over the no-legged scaly lunch people. We have no fries without our lovely snake like cooks! After yesterday the price has changed to two unborn children. Our apologies.

Platform six is out of order to be reinforced, here at the station we accommodate our large and heavy-footed friends. Those whose trips have been delayed will be given a voucher for two boxes of conspicuously real-looking fingers which are indeed just fries.

Lastly, please don't stop to smell the roses on the pillars, in fact, do not let them smell you. Someone has decided to give them sentience, until we are aware of their intentions please do not give them ideas. That's all for today's updates! Train schedules will be updated shortly.