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I just supported Join The Money Comet on @ThunderclapIt // @GovGaryJohnson
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Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.
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A collection of badly misspelled names from Starbucks
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REMEMBER THAT POST WHERE THERE WAS A PICTURE OF HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP DISGUISED IN A GROUP OF POLICEMEN AND THE CAPTION SAID "JOKER WITHOUT MAKEUP" AND PPL WERE OFFENDED AND THOUGHT IT WAS A JAB AT SOME SOLDIER W/ SCARS I STILL THINK ABOUT THAT GOODBYE
please don’t remind me i can’t deal with the people here on tumblr.com
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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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another duck soldier lost in their relentless war
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Video: Dog Fostering Kittens Without Mother Cat
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