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Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

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that moment when you beam down to your first away mission and you find your captain and his first officer like this (you're a redshirt btw)

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Today's gender folks.

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James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

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yossarian and the chaplain have the opposite problem that so many homoerotically-charged duos in classic lit seem to have. a lot of great classic books and plays have a bizarre, palpable undercurrent of barely-repressed homosexuality (for both gay and lesbian pairs) but then the text doesn't say anything outright, so you kinda have to accept that a good chunk of the readers never picked up on the subtext and will look at you like you're a maniac when you say that so-and-so was pining for whats-their-face all along. meanwhile, catch-22 literally opens on telling you bluntly that yossarian wants to fuck the chaplain, and then it spends probably 95% of the runtime staunchly refusing to elaborate

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Forthur kissing cause I can't cope with being more than a few minutes away from my bf

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fancy some chocolate covered cotton balls?

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Anyway now that America is over we can definitely say Catch-22 was the Great American Novel and it isn't even close. Banger quotes in literally every paragraph. Ugh. Delicious.

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the nefarious salesman

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really obsessed with the chapter in catch 22 that's dedicated entirely to making a guy named major major major major look as pathetic and miserable and mediocre as possible, as if the name didn't already do that for him. he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

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yoyo lives even now

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rq i have to add as like a mandatory addendum to earlier discussions of Characters In Wars. READ CATCH-22 READ IT NOWWWW ✈️💥💥💥💥💥 EXPLODING YOU 💥💥💥💥💥💥 READ CATCH-22 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 YOU WANNA READ CATCH-22 SO BADDDDD YOU WANNA SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT 💥💥💥💥💥 YOU WANNA BE SICK TO YOUR STOMACH ABOUT THE POINTLESS SELFISH CRUELTY OF WARRRR 💥💥💥💥💥

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there are gay military men eating my brain

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Chocolate-covered cotton

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I feel there is something of a similar vibe between Holden Caulfield and John Yossarian.