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F#&$ Batman.

- Jason

F#-$ BATMAN!!!

- Tim

Love the energy, not the volume. Gotta whisper it when he has his back turned. Extra points if you raise your middle finger real quick before he turns around.

- Jason

Oh, okay! F#-$ Batman...

(insert picture of middle finger held up)

- Tim

I taught him real well :)

- Jason

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I know some people would call it "irresponsible", but sometimes you gotta give a teenager unrestricted access to the internet and a flamethrower. I mean, I was only a teenager for three years and Bruce didn't give me that, but I also died, so in all logic I shouldn't listen to his parenting methods!

— Jason

I named my flamethrower Debbie! :D

— Tim

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Everyone thinks Dick is more responsible than me, as if I'm not out here keeping a whole a#& teenager alive.

- Jason

[ Insert image of Tim (Joker Junior) asleep in a awkward position, upside down on a countertop with a tub of ice cream in his hands that is about to fall over ]

Responsibility at it's finest. And— AND he hasn't even exploded yet. I'm a better guardian than BOTH those a#&holes!

- Jason

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[ Audio recording playing . . . ]

"Siri, how do you convince your elder brother to let you get a tattoo?"

- Tim

" I am sorry, I could not understand — "

"JASON!!! PLEASE!!!"

- Tim

"I AM NOT LETTING YOU GET A BIG TIME RUSH QUOTE ON YOUR FACE!"

- Jason

" BATMAN WOULD!!!"

- Tim

"GO ASK BATMAN THEN!"

- Jason

" . . . I can't."

- Tim

"Why's that?"

- Jason

"He'd say yes and then you'd be mad at him."

- Tim

" . . . "

- Jason

[ . . . End of audio recording . . . ]

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You're a dumba#& and I'm gonna laugh over your hospital bed when you go into anaphylactic shock.

- Jason

I'm gona eat the passion fruit macaroons from B to see if I'm actually allergic because I don't believe it.

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[ A blurry video plays, clearly in the iceberg lounge, the Red Hood in the center of the frame ]

Is this how Batman felt taking in kids . . ?

- Jason

[ The camera pans to a wave of patrons and goons who are all screaming along to the song "Golden", being played from up above where Joker Junior is, head banging along, standing on stair railings as they all scream the lyrics in unison together . . . ]

" CALLED A PROBLEM CHILD 'CAUSE I GOT TO WILD BUT NOW THAT'S HOW I'M GETTING PAID ! ! ! "

I literally left him alone for FIVE minutes. What the FU—

- Jason

[ The video cuts as J.J. falls over the railings he was standing on . . . ]

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!ACCOUNT INTRODUCTION!

Jason Todd / Red Hood + Tim Drake / Joker Junior Role-play Blog

[More info below]

[Insert Image Of The Red Hood with a sleeping Tim (Joker Junior) thrown over his shoulder]

Batman didn't want him, so I called dibs.

- Jason

[! NOT A BATCEST RP BLOG ! ] [Tim (Joker Junior) + Jason RP Blog ]

[ Inspired By : "Love Me (For Who I Was)" on Ao3 : https://archiveofourown.org/series/4518964 ]

" Crazy would imply I don't know exactly what I'm doing! "

Summary : Tim spent two years in Arkham following the Joker Junior incident before Jason rose from the dead and came back to Gotham, finding out about him and deciding to steal him from Arkham.

Jason is the current owner of the iceberg lounge and crime lord Red Hood. Tim is mentally unstable, both are fulltime jobs...

- Tim Drake ( Joker Junior ) , before biting Harvey Dent ( Two Face )

Allowed RP's: Angst, Suggestive, Crack, Fluff, Ship (so long as both characters are 18+ OR the same age), et cetera...

NOT Allowed RP's: Racism, Homophobia, Batcest, Incest, et cetera...

Admin is : @the-jason-todd-impreganator

! ! ! Admin is 18+ ! ! !

( BEWARE : This is probably / definitely OOC, it's just for fun ^^ )

Have a good day~~