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WHERE!?!

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Two of them! One for each hand!

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A duck! At last! I will throw it.

I hope you get lots of candy! ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

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So many ducks to throw! I will throw them all!

Picrew chain!!!

Make your blogsona* as a duck! Here's mine!

Link: https://picrew.me/share?cd=rf4PJJeLBP

Tag as many people as you like!

*How your blog would look as a x (in this case a duck). Include your online personality and the content you reblog, for example!

My tags: @almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @green-001 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @legaltrashgoblin @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @maryland-officially @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @osmoticneuron @potato276 @ravenwordss @saintperseus-deactivated2024082 (does anyone know their new blog? idk y they have been deactivated) @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @that-dam-heartstopper-fan @touslin @thecrazyalchemist @theetherealraphael @unstableunicornsofasgard @uhmmmmaixllezhere @yourlocalbadgerscales @2xhbergggg @26mayflowers :33

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I will find all 250 ducks.

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

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So many ducks to throw!

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

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Ducks! Finally! I will throw all of them.

If you see any ducks, let me know! I need ducks to throw. Throwing ducks is fun.

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That would require me to not throw ducks! All ducks deserve to be thrown. I can't skip any.

If you see any ducks, let me know! I need ducks to throw. Throwing ducks is fun.

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If you see any ducks, let me know! I need ducks to throw. Throwing ducks is fun.

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Did someone say ducks? I like ducks. I like throwing them. It's fun.

How many ducks for a nuclear bomb?

Hmmm hold on I’m gonna do some quick google math and get myself on a few watchlists so I can set a good price…

alright I’m gonna cut you a pretty good deal here because I know some people and I’ll let you get one for just 42,000 ducks.

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I haven't seen any ducks in a while. This is a problem. I will continue searching.

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Dang. Let me know if you find any!

*starts gregorian chanting from your kitchen wall*

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I thought I heard a duck. Have you seen a duck?

*starts gregorian chanting from your kitchen wall*

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I will throw it.

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A duck! Finally! It's been at least a few minutes since I last saw one!

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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What's a viagle? Can I throw it?

My family is almost here and I'm extremely nervous. Please advise.