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A family doesn't have to be a mom a dad and two kids, sometimes it's a dad, his two sons, his brother's widow, one of the son's betrothed and her two alters, an ancient manifestation of extremely violent storms, and the soul of a mythical tower, and that's okay

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-scadrians

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Stormlight Archive AU: Tien collects the wrong rock

"Hi! Look at this cool rock I found."

"I am required to tell you that you are holding my oathstone."

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thinking about how alethi doorframes and stuff are made for taller people since theyre just a taller race generally.. but shinovar is a different story i need kaladin to be hitting his head on EVERYTHING in stormlight 5

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Kaladin is so Wirt-Coded

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Please take my random Stormlight memes while I wait for KOWT

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My dumbass brain visualizing The Stormfather whenever he talks to Dalinar in Oathbringer

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“The sky and the winds are mine. I claim them, as I now claim your life.” Goes pretty hard until you realize that Kaladin has the soul of a crotchety old man and Szeth looks like a child so he’s basically just telling some young whippersnapper to get off his lawn.

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Adolin, introducing you to his family:

This is my dad, Dalinar, he's a former war criminal, emphasis on FORMER.

This is my Aunt-mom, Navani, she was my aunt, now she's my mom, it was a whole thing, don't worry about it.

This is my wife, Shallan, and her gal pals who live in her heard, Veil and Radiant. They're all the same person but also they aren't, so keep an eye on that. Oh and that weird thing in the corner is Pattern, he's our unofficial chaperone.

This is my bridge boy, Kaladin Stormface, he saved my life so now I'm his problem, and that's his bestie Syl, she agrees with me that I'm his problem but she might just be saying that be she's committed to the bit.

This is my bff bestie forever and always, Maya, we do everything together and I keep her close to my heart. She is a shambling husk of her former self, but we're working on that, so cut her a break.

This is my cousin Jasnah and her emotional support idiot, Wit. Fair warning, they will hurt you emotionally and/or physically, so keep an eye on that.

Now if you'll follow me to the stables...

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Bridge Four in Oathbringer ch. 55

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Best of luck to Captain Azure, I hope you find your deadbeat husband (Zahel) so he can tell you where he left your idiot metal stepson (Sword-nimi)

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Adolin, introducing you to his family:

This is my dad, Dalinar, he's a former war criminal, emphasis on FORMER.

This is my Aunt-mom, Navani, she was my aunt, now she's my mom, it was a whole thing, don't worry about it.

This is my wife, Shallan, and her gal pals who live in her heard, Veil and Radiant. They're all the same person but also they aren't, so keep an eye on that. Oh and that weird thing in the corner is Pattern, he's our unofficial chaperone.

This is my bridge boy, Kaladin Stormface, he saved my life so now I'm his problem, and that's his bestie Syl, she agrees with me that I'm his problem but she might just be saying that be she's committed to the bit.

This is my bff bestie forever and always, Maya, we do everything together and I keep her close to my heart. She is a shambling husk of her former self, but we're working on that, so cut her a break.

This is my cousin Jasnah and her emotional support idiot, Wit. Fair warning, they will hurt you emotionally and/or physically, so keep an eye on that.

Now if you'll follow me to the stables...

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Apparently everyone felt a shift on Halloween

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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concept: posting unhinged photos of dan without permission as tour promo