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Walter C. Dornez Anime vs OVA This is the first time I’ve compared Walter from both adaptations side by side.  I never really noticed that in the anime that Walter has a lot more realistic styling and proportions. Where as in the OVAs there is an element of “idealizing” him with a sharper chin and thinner neck.

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意地も張れぬ繁栄など、こちらから願い下げだ by さきの新月

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How the Hellsing characters are presented in the fandom:

Alucard: Will fuck anything that moves. Angsty VampireTM. Not even a monster, just an asshole with guns. No emotions except for sexual lust and blood lust. Nobody can control him, and if they can, they’re presented as assholes for getting in his way. He is also abusive.

Integra: Cold, emotionless bitch. Treats everyone like shit. More often than not, she’s the one standing in everyone’s happy ending. Gives 0 fucks about the people closest to her.

Seras: Basically walking boobs. “Ahhh oh nooo I’m a vampire???! Blood is super icky!!! Save me, Alucard!!”

Walter: Butler.

How the characters actually are:

Alucard: A complex character who has accepted his life after death. He has the maturity of someone who is centuries old; he doesn’t angst over what could have been with his life because he knows that he has to deal with the consequences of his actions. He is a sadistic, ruthless monster, and he knows it. But, he holds those he cares about with respect and would never cross their boundaries (though he will tease them). HE HAS NEVER AND WOULD NEVER ASSAULT INTEGRA OR SERAS.

Integra: She is a calculating, intelligent human being. She has emotions, but she usually has to suppress them for her line of duty and it causes her pain. She cares deeply about the people who live in her manor- deeply enough that they are capable of breaking her heart. She is a strong, commanding leader who doesn’t take shit from anyone, but she will do everything in her power to save innocent people and the people she cares about. She would not needlessly risk lives.

Seras: Strong, kind, and amazing. She struggles to retain her humanity and manages to smile while she does it. She doesn’t take shit either, even though she has a bit of a softer personality compared to Integra. Never assume she is weak. She is also a monster, just like Alucard, and she eventually comes to terms with it. She is a badass who kicks ass and takes names, and is not a damsel in distress or a walking set of tits. Seras is someone who has looked Hell in the face and still manages to brighten everyone’s lives with her amazing attitude. She was once a police officer, and is a vampire, so SPOILER ALERT: smack her ass and she will fucking rip your arms off, not blush and giggle.

Walter: He presents a cool and collected façade. He can pass for the average butler, but don’t think for one second that a butler is all he is. He is a hard-ass killing machine who wanted to prove himself worthy of being remembered. He didn’t want to evade the history books; he wanted to be known as the man who defeated the monster, and so he became a traitor. He is a wolf in sheepskin, and he is almost as sadistic as Alucard himself. Despite this, however, he DOES care about Integra and Seras; just not as much as he cares about himself, his ego, and his petty and childish “rivalry” he has going on with Alucard.

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If Hellsing were a much longer running monster of the week type thing what kind of plots would you guys want to have happened?

Personally I just really want an excorcism episode, and an arc where Iscariot and Hellsing are forced to work together/adjacent to each other without it resulting in Maxwell going batshit crusader mode 😂

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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

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Reblog this if you’re pro-receiving a brown paper package containing one (1) handwritten love letter, a small jar of strawberry jam from the farmers market, and a smattering of pressed flowers.

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there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

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The fabulously made Rapier of Emperor Maximillian II of the Holy Roman Empire, German, ca. 1540-1560.

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Not used to drawing men, much less distinguished men like Walter...I had to draw them though!

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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Starters

All quotes belong to Team Four Star!

“There! I took the fucking shot!”

“HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?”

“I can never have sex again!”

“That would be intimidating if you were… well, intimidating.”

“Oh, GOD, they shot me in the ASS!”

“You know you’re Naruto running, right?”

“You wear a push-up bra?”

“Some people say TV can make you violent… I think not having my TV makes me PRETTY FUCKING VIOLENT!”

“Catholic suicide bombers! What a fun day!”

“What are you gonna do? Get that guy who can stop me? What was his name… Michael McDoesntexist?”

“Excuse me, but I’m a fuckmothering (villain/monster/vampire/werewolf/etc). I killed A LOT of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.”

“I want you to keep yourself locked in the basement until all of my superiors are gone.”

“…I get the distinct impression you’re embarrassed of me.”

“It’s just like House of the Dead, only like… a hundred times more awesome!”

“What you do, is you go down the local pharmacy. Ask for something called Viagra, and it’ll help you go fuck yourself!”

“The place is burning, and so are my loins…”

“Honestly, if you’re gonna have a dick fighting competition with a woman, you must have started off with the world’s cruelest handicap…”

“Eat me, don’t forget to write!”

“Don’t weep for the stupid, you’ll be cryin’ all day.”

“VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE! It’s French for ‘FUCK OFF!’”

“See… this kind of shit is why I stopped going to church…”

“But we have one advantage they solely lack! ZEPPELINS!”

“Sorry about that whole 'shooting you’ thing, but I know if you look deep into your heart, which is currently all over that tree, you’ll find a way to forgive me.”

“And so halfway through blowin’ me, the fuckin’ hooker OD’s on heroin!”

“Okay, you need to chill!”

“We would make beautiful children.”

“It’s a matter of perspective, really.”

“POR QUE?!”

“So… you just defy your master’s orders on a whim?”

“Holy Shit! They planted landmines!”

“I don’t know how to drive. You have driven me literally everywhere since I was ten.”

“…Something’s burning.”

“Where the metaphorical fuck is HE/SHE?!”

“Behind those eyes, I saw something I lost long ago: the will to live!”

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