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Would you like a kiss/kisses?

I would enjoy a piece of chocolate candy! thank you!

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Hey there! Mind sharing your pronouns?

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sorry for my animallike whimsy and incurable bloodlust i wasn’t socialised properly when they adopted me from the shelter

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The Silly Human: "But you've said you're human before! When you were arguing about rights and stuff!-"

Me:

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ok . i think im safe from the pronoun snatchers

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hi im anon you can have that name

Great!

To the blog it goes~

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I won't! Thanks!

Hey! Sending this ask because I recently realized I don't actually know your name!

Mind sharing?

Mind Bofa

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Oh no

Hey! Sending this ask because I recently realized I don't actually know your name!

Mind sharing?

Mind Bofa

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I'm not luring people to their deaths. Listen, buddy, if I happen to take the form of a nude human woman and you take that alone as consent to begin to follow me through the woods, and just out of grasp I dance like the wind upon increasingly hazardous terrain, and still you foolishly pursue me, then whatever you end up falling into and/or impaled with is your own damn fault. -_-

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another thing about faeries-make them chubby. they are beings of pure joy and sin, make them happy go lucky, evil, hot, and big. give me beautiful hairy chubby faeries or give me death

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I can't believe I've failed twice now, what part of "totally not the fae" do y'all not get

I need to find someone who doesn't know what a fae is but most of those people don't have cool neopronouns or names

Wuaghhhhh

Hello friend! Would you care to share your name with me? I'm asking with no nefarious intent, trust me!

nuh uh uh :]

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Damn.

We'll get 'em next time

Heyo :3

just asking to know what names you use? I just wanna look at 'em I won't run off with them or anything ;)

You’re gonna steal them, aren’t you?

Uhh take Kylo’s name, he didn’t even mean it as a Star Wars reference

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Who is this Kylo and where can I find him? :)

Heyo :3

just asking to know what names you use? I just wanna look at 'em I won't run off with them or anything ;)

You’re gonna steal them, aren’t you?

Uhh take Kylo’s name, he didn’t even mean it as a Star Wars reference

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Listen, I don't ask your name and pronouns to gain power over you

I just want them

I want them in my little jars

I want to wear your titles on my body

I want them in neat little lists so I can look at them

They hold so much meaning to their owners, I just want to look at your meanings guys-

I want to look at a name and go "someone loves this" and be able to love it too!

or I'll take a name you don't want and I can say I took something painful from you!

I just want them like little trinkets

so go ahead, hand em over