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not that i dont appreciate it but why are we getting followers rn the brackets are Over come back next may/june for signups

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wooo :3

wooo !

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FINALS

@catinasink @neil-perrys-glasses

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

catinasink:

Pluto - it/he/star

(top left image by @finnslay, middle by @albi-bumblebee, top right and bottom by @trying-trying2lyk)

"as a tumblr user for over a year now, i've gone through many stages of faggotry, including a variety of homoerotic mutualships, some with multiple people involved. i have two boyfriends i am in yaoi with at this moment, and we are the epitome of faggotry. i have gone through the lesbian crushing on a straight girl, i have gone through crushing on a teacher older than my dad, i have gone through many labels in my faggoty life. as a true faggot, i want you to vote for me - the faginasink, if you will. im an rpf truther and have many a headcanon about long dead white people (18th century if youre wondering). im an avid monster drinker. i like mcr. i do diy. i kiss boys and am a boykisser. i used to be (and dabble in) girlkissing. i use a variety of pronouns (incliding coool, secret, evil pronouns). i am the ultimate faggot, and hopefully your vote will help me secure my role. i won last year so surely i am still the ultimate faggot ?"

"also i offer free pictures of my cat if ☝️ you vote for me"

"i went through a doomed t4t4t situationship and one of us detransitioned(?) one of us transitioned to a new identity and one of us stopped using the same chosen name so. id say thats pretty telling of my faggotness"

"i have like. the biggest crush on my history teacher i feel like thats faggoty"

"im really cool i promise i have a hyperfixation on ushistory which is awesome and cool and i made a plushie of john adams"

"uhh i went through doomed yuri at LEAST 3 times over the course of my life !!!!"

"please vote for me,..,..,,, itll make me happy,..,.."

neil-perrys-glasses:

Reese - he/they

"aroace in a qpr who plays the drums, draws, writes, and is emotionally invested in those faggots on supernatural. i currently have dyed hair and a mullet, i’ve been outwardly queer for 6 years now and i’m excited to get worse in the future."

"Obviously the biggest fag to ever fag and I should know" -Snailz

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im gonna cry

Noooo you still made it to the semi-finals thats pretty impressive!

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its been fun chat……

im def participating next year

yayayay I hope so, it's been great :]

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im gonna be so real here and say i have NO idea how ive managed to win so far 😭 there were people with full on campaigns and rewards and i'm just sitting here. with my whimsy and joy. if anyone cares to tell me what actually compelled yall to vote me im all ears sjkskjs

You must just have a suuuuper gay vibe so something

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i will be campaigning heavily for cat this round o7

they call me the campaigner

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let it be known I am formally endorsing @/neil-perrys-glasses because catinasink won last year and I'm not letting it get a streak

(even though its one of my mutuals. hi sorry)

You heard it here first, folks!

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no silly stats ?

im Tired and busy snailz probably forgot or is also busy idk

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ROUND 4 POLL 2

@neil-perrys-glasses @faguetteee-baguetteee

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

neil-perrys-glasses:

Reese - he/they

"aroace in a qpr who plays the drums, draws, writes, and is emotionally invested in those faggots on supernatural. i currently have dyed hair and a mullet, i’ve been outwardly queer for 6 years now and i’m excited to get worse in the future."

faguetteee-baguetteee:

Ghosty - he/they

(by @weird-king-eli)

"im literally the faggiest out here, its in my pfp, i yap about my wife all the time (ask @halfofmysoulasthepoetssay) and im constantly on lgbtq+ help hotlines! how much gayer can you get!"

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ROUND 4 POLL 1

@sagegreenfrogs @catinasink

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

sagegreenfrogs:

Sage - he/it/ze/canine neos

"genderqueer trans man (in an Abnormal way), aroaceflux and bi (with fluctuating preference,) microlabel user, neopronouns user, a million (not really. only like 8) kintypes, always has either 3 super intense crushes or likes nobody. dogboy tranny faggot and proud."

"I just got into a QPR after Platonically yearning for almost a year… cough…"

catinasink:

Pluto - it/he/star

(top left image by @finnslay, middle by @albi-bumblebee, top right and bottom by @trying-trying2lyk)

"as a tumblr user for over a year now, i've gone through many stages of faggotry, including a variety of homoerotic mutualships, some with multiple people involved. i have two boyfriends i am in yaoi with at this moment, and we are the epitome of faggotry. i have gone through the lesbian crushing on a straight girl, i have gone through crushing on a teacher older than my dad, i have gone through many labels in my faggoty life. as a true faggot, i want you to vote for me - the faginasink, if you will. im an rpf truther and have many a headcanon about long dead white people (18th century if youre wondering). im an avid monster drinker. i like mcr. i do diy. i kiss boys and am a boykisser. i used to be (and dabble in) girlkissing. i use a variety of pronouns (incliding coool, secret, evil pronouns). i am the ultimate faggot, and hopefully your vote will help me secure my role. i won last year so surely i am still the ultimate faggot ?"

"also i offer free pictures of my cat if ☝️ you vote for me"

"i went through a doomed t4t4t situationship and one of us detransitioned(?) one of us transitioned to a new identity and one of us stopped using the same chosen name so. id say thats pretty telling of my faggotness"

"i have like. the biggest crush on my history teacher i feel like thats faggoty"

"im really cool i promise i have a hyperfixation on ushistory which is awesome and cool and i made a plushie of john adams"

"uhh i went through doomed yuri at LEAST 3 times over the course of my life !!!!"

"please vote for me,..,..,,, itll make me happy,..,.."

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sorry everyone, forgot to change the askbox name again 🤦‍♂️ if you do have any propaganda you want for this round better send it in quick, polls up tomorrow midday!

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ROUND 3 POLL 2

@thexie-and-stars @catinasink

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

thexie-and-stars:

Theo/Thexie - it/he

"I'm a self made man and a self made fag so watch out, im ready to be t4t and if you're not trans.....NOT FOR LONG. alsooooo I am offically endorsed by the down with cis bus"

catinasink:

Pluto - it/he/star

(top left image by @finnslay, middle by @albi-bumblebee, top right and bottom by @trying-trying2lyk)

"as a tumblr user for over a year now, i've gone through many stages of faggotry, including a variety of homoerotic mutualships, some with multiple people involved. i have two boyfriends i am in yaoi with at this moment, and we are the epitome of faggotry. i have gone through the lesbian crushing on a straight girl, i have gone through crushing on a teacher older than my dad, i have gone through many labels in my faggoty life. as a true faggot, i want you to vote for me - the faginasink, if you will. im an rpf truther and have many a headcanon about long dead white people (18th century if youre wondering). im an avid monster drinker. i like mcr. i do diy. i kiss boys and am a boykisser. i used to be (and dabble in) girlkissing. i use a variety of pronouns (incliding coool, secret, evil pronouns). i am the ultimate faggot, and hopefully your vote will help me secure my role. i won last year so surely i am still the ultimate faggot ?"

"also i offer free pictures of my cat if ☝️ you vote for me"

"i went through a doomed t4t4t situationship and one of us detransitioned(?) one of us transitioned to a new identity and one of us stopped using the same chosen name so. id say thats pretty telling of my faggotness"

"i have like. the biggest crush on my history teacher i feel like thats faggoty"

"im really cool i promise i have a hyperfixation on ushistory which is awesome and cool and i made a plushie of john adams"

"uhh i went through doomed yuri at LEAST 3 times over the course of my life !!!!"

"please vote for me,..,..,,, itll make me happy,..,.."

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ROUND 3 POLL 1

@gayoticbeing @sagegreenfrogs

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

gayoticbeing:

Moth - they/them

"SUCH A FAGGGGGG!!!!! Genderqueer and a dyke and also I have a mullet"

"literally everyone that gets near them becomes 10x faggier by proxy due to them being just so faggy" - Snailz

sagegreenfrogs:

Sage - he/it/ze/canine neos

"genderqueer trans man (in an Abnormal way), aroaceflux and bi (with fluctuating preference,) microlabel user, neopronouns user, a million (not really. only like 8) kintypes, always has either 3 super intense crushes or likes nobody. dogboy tranny faggot and proud."

"I just got into a QPR after Platonically yearning for almost a year… cough…"

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ROUND 3 POLL 4

@terry-the-shark @faguetteee-baguetteee

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

terry-the-shark:

Terry - any

"literally made it to the quarter-finals with no propaganda, Terry is surely the faggiest of them all" - Snailz

faguetteee-baguetteee:

Ghosty - he/they

(by @weird-king-eli)

"im literally the faggiest out here, its in my pfp, i yap about my wife all the time (ask @halfofmysoulasthepoetssay) and im constantly on lgbtq+ help hotlines! how much gayer can you get!"

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ROUND 3 POLL 3

@a1sart @neil-perrys-glasses

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

a1sart:

Alchemy - they/them

"Faggot is literally the label I go with because I cannot be bothered to think that hard about my sexuality. I'm queer a faggot and a tranny. Sometimes I'm a dyke. Non binary is pretty much the only permanent label I've got <3"

"One time a teacher of mine suddenly remembered that my name is Alchemy and asked me then and there what my pronouns were it was hilarious"

neil-perrys-glasses:

Reese - he/they

"aroace in a qpr who plays the drums, draws, writes, and is emotionally invested in those faggots on supernatural. i currently have dyed hair and a mullet, i’ve been outwardly queer for 6 years now and i’m excited to get worse in the future."

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SILLY STATS ROUND 2

adverage number of pronouns given: 2.66