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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

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New Challenge!! Is the man on my dashboard

a) Jesus Christ

b) Odysseus

c) Jayce Talis

d) Jonathan Sims

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supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

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Petition to put Jonathan Sims in the next year's sexyman competition

they just don't make characters like jon archivist sims. he spends an entire season having a forty episode long delusional breakdown and that's only maybe the third or fourth worst period of time in his life. he gets intervened on twice. he gets kidnapped thrice. during one of those kidnappings he spends a month tied to a chair getting forcibly moisturized by a plastic ringmistress mannequin and no one notices. he fully dies for six months but gets up again when a friendly grim reaper gives his unbreathing body a pep talk. he spends several episodes at the start of the final season so depressed that it's unclear if he even moves for multiple days in a row. the basis for his magic powers is that he is so traumatized that he begins to need continuous further trauma in order to live, which gives him the ability to explode people with his mind. he spends about fifty seconds at the top of an episode self-harming directly into a tape recorder, which is not even the most fucked up thing to happen to him that episode. he finally cried on audio for the first time in the penultimate ep and the only reaction I saw for several days after was wildly enthusiastic cheering. he's missing two ribs and he's at least 80% scar tissue by volume and the only canon information we have about his appearance is that he looks terrible at all times.

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*makes my cool sick entrance as gay as possible*

i hc that she flares her body up sometimes to intimidate predators.. such as froggy

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"The most scary part of TMA is the blanket episode- The most scary part of TMA is Jane Prentiss - The most scary part of TMA is the Not! Them creatures -"

Wrong! The most scary part of TMA when you're watching for the first time and realize far too deep in that you really should be have been trying to remember peoples names.

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starting a collection

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Dragon crossing ⚠️

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good morning weredragon nation

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OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE THINGS!!

Your creations are always so whimsical and silly I love seeing them on my dash

Oh thanks!! That's really nice of you to say! Here, have two of the more whimsical and silly things I've been making :]

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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enough wolves, it's catboy time

image description: an anthropomorphic serval (a spotted wild cat) sitting with his hands on the ground between his feet.

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"Search for Paradise"

image description: an unglazed porcelain wolf with yellow eyes. It stands in a guard position, tail up, eyes narrowed.

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the clawwwwww

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