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Yes we do time travel deliveries. How?

Simple: for our clients in the future we have a special deposit where all the items are kept and will be delivered at the date of contact (be it one day or 10000 years)

For our custommers who live in the past, we take all the orders for liks the next 100 years, put them all in a giant deposit. After 100 or so years we find a time travel method, send the entire warehouse to the past, and slowly empty it as time passes by.

Where do we get time travel from? Considering how many people on rotumbl are actually time traveling, or stuck in the past, it can't be that hard. How do I know this will work? I found the deposit full of cash so deliveries were a success!

Or will be?

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They aren't real in the form it is presented. Magical enchantments are in fact real. You can buy some at our shop in Mesagoza or online at *siteurl*

Screw all the people that told me Minecraft enchantments weren't real! I have feather falling now!

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Goes to the nearest store, steps on grass for no reason

Huh why did I do that? Weird? Well back to shopping

KNOW THIS USER OF ROTOMBLR

YOUR DOOM IS SEALED IN THE STARS

THY NATURE BETRAYS YOU

AND ALL EFFORTS TO DIVERT ARE BUT FOLLY

YOU WILL TOUCH GRASS IN SEVEN DAYS

THUS SPAKE THE SEER

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When the sky does not open up to let out a horror out to eat your soul

Alola looks nice.

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6/10

Alola looks nice.

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I don't have any shiny pokemon. I have this egg though!

My darlings! Do you have any ✨shiny✨ pokemon? What are they and what are they like?

My little pink cutiefly is SO cute! And so bitey.

[the-ghost-trader]

Remember: most Eeves learn Covet naturally. Make sure you keep your valuables away from the little one (especially the shiny stuff)

brought this feral eevee home today and the little thing hates me so much already. there's so much anger in that tiny body

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Oh, a cursed dvd... would you be interested in my "curse curse go away" spray? Just 75000 pokedollars at location in Mesagoza or online from *siteurl*

Update : We watched the Combee Movie

N has gone into a catastrophic meltdown. My personal opinion on the movie would just be what the fuck. Like what the fuck

I would gladly give away the Combee Movie DVD for free. If anyone is interested please just tell me, I'll find a way to pelippermail that thing to you. Good luck to anyone who wants it

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Yes fish flavoured mints, made out of magikarp.

Do... do you guys not like the smell of fish? I like the smell of fish :)

Pelipper Mail!

Air. It's just air. Fuck you. You get nothing.

Anon I hope you KNOW my Pelipper just FLEW up to me and BLEW the air in my FACE with her terrible BIRD BREATH.

This is WEAPONIZATION of the POST

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Callong water the worse type makes no sense. We all know stellar is the worse type

water is like the worst type. "oh my favorite pokemon is pelipper" get a life

also no shot you've actually been chosen by like three different legendary pokemon. you're not the goddamn main character man

// @paldeasnemesis On a personal note, seeing THE sidon in my reblogs was a jumpscare /vpos

My favorite pokemon is GRENINJA ACKTUALLY ☝️🤓 if youre gonna insult me do it RIGHT and call my fav overrated

ALSO. three is an exaggeration i PROMMY. its not that high i Prommy,,,

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I also want a copy. Maybe it will help pass the time, while taking care of the egg

Update : We watched the Combee Movie

N has gone into a catastrophic meltdown. My personal opinion on the movie would just be what the fuck. Like what the fuck

I would gladly give away the Combee Movie DVD for free. If anyone is interested please just tell me, I'll find a way to pelippermail that thing to you. Good luck to anyone who wants it

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me visiting unova, going to those famous publicity screens in the main city square. And I see my Rotom just bolt for one of the screens...

They, and I kid you not, Rick rolled the entire city square...

Rotomblr has been so quiet lately…

Hm…anyone got any funny stories relating to their partner Pokémon?

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Umm you guys have been tipping the poor pelipers with breath mints, right? Like do you know the s**t they transport on a daily basis? (Like I received literal s**t one time, poor bird)

Pelipper Mail!

Air. It's just air. Fuck you. You get nothing.

Anon I hope you KNOW my Pelipper just FLEW up to me and BLEW the air in my FACE with her terrible BIRD BREATH.

This is WEAPONIZATION of the POST

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Looks at my Garchomp: tosses favorite treat

HAPPY EARTH DAY! MAKE SURE TO APPRECIATE UR LOCAL GROUND TYPE!!!

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Ok this goes hard

I made a friend

(Image ID: Melody is smiling, holding up a peace sign. Next to him is Subway Boss Emmet, doing a similar gesture.)

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Does he have a theme song?

I made a friend

(Image ID: Melody is smiling, holding up a peace sign. Next to him is Subway Boss Emmet, doing a similar gesture.)

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Oh damn, that is actually cool. Have fun with your new friend!

I made a friend

(Image ID: Melody is smiling, holding up a peace sign. Next to him is Subway Boss Emmet, doing a similar gesture.)