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Zooble:

KAUFMO GIVE ME BACK MY ARM!!

Kaufmo:

HAH.

Don't blame me!

Jax told me to do it!

Zooble:

JJJJAAAAAAXXXXXX!!!

Jax:

Pfft-

Sorry can't hear ya over the sound of squeeky clown shoes!

Zooble:

KAUFMO GET OVER HERE!!!

Jax:

That was an amazing idea eh ribbs?

Ribbit:

HAH! Tell me about it...

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Caine:

WHY IS THE FOREST ADVENTURE ON FIRE???

Bubble:

Yeah that's not very cash money of them!

Caine:

OF WHO??

JAX & RIBBIT:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!

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Ribbit:

Hey jax remember your first day in the circus?

Jax:

Oh, yeah!

The whole medival knights thing was cliché as [HONK]

Ribbit:

Then again, aren't all of caines adventures cliché?

Honestly tho-- that whole over throwing the royal family thing we did was worth the look on caines face!

Jax:

Hey isn't kinger still traumatised because of that?

Ribbit:

Huh....

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Ribbit:

Oy caine, you leave my gal bubble alone!

Bubble:

(pops)

Caine:

Could you repeat that again? I couldn't hear you over the sound of meaningless waste of code being destroyed

Ribbit:

I'm going to kill him--

I swear I'll--

JAX!

GET ME MY BOXING GLOVES!!!

Jax:

Already on it hopscotch...

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Ribbit:

Thank you to everyone who got us 50 likes!

Jax:

And don't forget to follow if you want to see us bully caine into submission!

Caine:

Wait what-

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Kaufmo:

Anyways, that's my version of the Mr grinkles timeline!

Jax:

Kaufmo it's 3AM.... And you woke me up for this??

Ribbit:

(from the door at the end of the hall)

SHUT. THE. [BOINK]. UP!!!

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Ribbit: Prepare for trouble...

Jax: ...and make it double!

Ribbit: To infect the circus with devastation!

Jax: To blight all npcs in every adventure!

Ribbit: To denounce the goodness of truth and love!

Jax: To extend our chaos to the world outside.

Ribbit: ribbit!

Jax: jax!

Ribbit: We're Team hoppytoons, circling Earth day and night.

Jax: Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight.

Kaufmo: Kaufmo, that's right!

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Ribbit:

Jax...

I'M EMO NOW

Jax:

Zooble talked you into this didn't they?...

Zooble:

No regrets!!

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Jax:

Ribbit:

Jax I swear to caine if you don't stop staring at me like that I will beat the [BOINK] out of you with corn.

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Ribbit:

Hey jax, have you seen kinger?

I need to ask him about his bug collection--

wait...

What are you wearing??

Jax:

DON'T. TELL. ANYBODY.

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Jax:

He's just Standing there...

MENACINGLY!!!

Ribbit:

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Ribbit:

AM I A JOKE TO YOU?

Jax:

Yes.

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Jax:

hey how come you don't have actual frog eyes?

Ribbit:

It's a health condition....

Jax:

ah....