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I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.

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every girl is out of my league honestly

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I think the saddest moment is the crack you hear in someone’s voice when they are talking about something very upsetting but trying to be strong. Courage is underrated.

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when you’re drunk and everything is hilarious

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Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought

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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that

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remember how malia obama never tweeted incriminating emails of herself colluding with foreign powers. i miss that.

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Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

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gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

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tbh tho if u wanna be my friend pls don’t message me “can we be friends?” legit just straight up message me about anything like u can come through like “FUCK ME I LOVE PLANTS” and i’ll come right back at u like “BITCH ME TOO TF”