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When we entered the fantasy world, we found light works differently, carrying magical properties of healing, cleansing and protection. Radios now provide a faint shield, x-ray machines cure wounds, and the nuclear bomb, far from incinerating the atmosphere, is now the ultimate healing item.

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The Witch Of Nowhere was banned to live in the middle of nowhere, weeks, if not months away from civilization, alone forever. Yet, 50 years later, a single, lost traveller wonders the wilderness for days, hungry and desperate... and stumbles upon her hut

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Question: What is the greatest magic of all? Answer: Friendship, right? [B]: The greatest magic of all is not friendship, it's chronomancy, the ability to control and warp time. If friendship were the greatest magic, look, it's a pet peeve of mine (...)

DUNGEON MASTER BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN ANSWERS DnD QUESTIONS (TECH SUPPORT | WIRED)

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A priest thought it would be funny to bless the ocean to make it all holy water. Imagine the horror on his face when countless vampires emerged from the now holy ocean engulfed in flames.

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"Medieval-looking room. Old wizard people. Knights in armor. Let me guess. You guys summoned me to be the Hero to defeat some evil dark lord in this magical fantasy realm." An elder speaks to you, "Actually, we already did that. We want you to become the new interim leader of the Dark Lands."

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You're sitting having tea when your Tiny Maid Robot walks up to you, eyes flashing red. "Excuse me, master. I must request you relocate to the basement, immediately. You are in immediate danger."

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When you died to a vehicle accident, you expected to become an adventurer in a high-fantasy world. Instead, you were a crystal tied to a broken starship, one out of many in a field of barren space. Undeterred, you start to turn the wrecks into a Dungeon, becoming a powerful battleship as well.

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You haven't received word from Sir Reginald since he left to slay the dragon, but you have heard stirrings that he's recently returned, with a wagon full of gold and a really hot wife.

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A friend invites you over to an apartment he bought, raving about the grandness and low rent. Once you visit, you discover that it’s actually completely haunted. Your friend has no idea.

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“Your Aunt called. The weird one.” “You mean the one that ran off to join a cult and disappeared somewhere in South America 20 years ago?” “No, the other one.”

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You were the healer—the last light of your party. But now your final ally dies in your arms, and there’s no one left to save. The enemy jeers, calling you useless. You look up, eyes hollow and black. The light is gone. The Void answers. You're no longer a cleric. You're something far worse.

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