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Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

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Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

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Florida Sand Skink (Plestiodon reynoldsi), family Scincidae, endemic to central Florida, USA

Though they may look legless, they do have tiny front legs, which only have one toe on each, and tiny back legs whish have 2 toes each.

photograph by Kevin Messenger

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pretend i never said any of that stupid or annoying stuff

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are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

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a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

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LET'S ALL LIVE IN THE CRYPT TOGETHER

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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

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my contact at the rat factory says the new rats will be "very loud" and make a "grinding" sound when they think

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Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I’m Home

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Wild water buffalo Bubalus arnee

Observed by chitrashanker, CC BY-NC