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Hi Tumblr, long time no see.
Figured I’d get back into this thing!
What a better way to start than to tell a story about how I flirted hardcore with a Cast Member at Disney World the other day.
I never got a chance to talk to him further, so Tumblr-verse, if any of you know Stephen from Boston, tell him he’s a cool dude and make sure he buys an iPhone X. I can tell he wants one.
He works at Disney Springs, and was super cute.
And his favorite ride is Spaceship Earth and I didn’t get a chance to tell him it’s one of my favorites too.
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE SEASONAL VINE
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Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff
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MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
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I laughed so hard I almost choked.
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Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
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“i’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”
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“you’re gonna be home alone for a bit”
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Just a thing.
You know what really irks me? When people I went to college with are interested in someone because they're on national TV. How many of you actually cared before? I mean, I wish I'd had a chance to get to know him while I was in school, but our paths never crossed. And to be honest, I'd like to talk to him before because of it, but he did play in one of my pieces. Maybe I'm a hypocrite or something. Not sure. Just needed to vent that.
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Happy Downton Day! Here’s Maggie Smith with a lightsaber in period clothing. Enjoy ⩲
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