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Hey! I was wondering if you took requests from past life sources that are problematic? I have a few “heavy” lives and need some advice/questions about them

hey there, sure! i might end up being out of my depth at some points but i’ll do my best 👍

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general read susie deltarune plz :D

you got it man! here's your reading:

- ten of pentacles: oh nice you got the abundance card! ten of pentacles largely focuses on material abundance, but the main thing i'll highlight about it too is the family and community that is built up all around you -- i don't think i need to tell you about the importance of the friends in your life haha, you probably know that already! but like cherish them right now for good measure. they'll never be more beautiful than they are right now, because none of us will be here ever again.

- wheel of fortune (reversed): this card in reverse indicates an attempt to maintain control, even in uncontrollable circumstances -- like, yeah, the world's going to shit, let's be real. it's been going to shit for a long fucking time. and like, yeah, neither you or me can control who's up there making shit happen, or making sure that wars don't happen and people aren't killed and the fellas who are close to us don't suddenly end up homeless or smacked by sheer bad luck, but hey. chin up, man. you're not helpless while you can work on what you can do better for the people around you, or what you can change to make your own life less shitty. alright? if you're angry, that means you haven't been beaten down yet. we got this.

- king of swords: this card's about leadership, but also very importantly it's about clarity of mind (the swords tend to symbolize that lmao). take a moment to look into yourself -- what are you engaging in now that doesn't serve you? are you putting up walls and they don't let you find the emotional connection you want with others? is your nutrition a little fucked and that's affecting you more than you realize? are you irritated most of the day and you know something or someone is the cause? cool as hell that's a good start. now that you know the problems, you can go and take actions to deal with them -- who knows lol you might find yourself better off after fixing some shit in your life. take charge! that's also leadership i guess.

- overall advice: like, hey, the world sucks, and maybe things can't go back to the way they were before, but you can't control the state of that so no big deal actually. focus on yourself and the friends you got now, and be the best version of yourself you can be! also remember to have fun and stay silly -- it's always nice to see more people be true to themselves always.

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Hi hellooooo. My deck is horribly horribly mean to me, so i saw your pinned and thought i might drop an ask!

I'm Kris. I cant tell if i'm weird route or not. I wanna get a general vibes reading whenever youre free.. thank you abunch.

hello kris! actually extremely funny that you're asking after your deck is mean to you, because mine loves reversals. reversals love me. anyways, VIBE CHECK,

- the hermit (reversed): okay so immediately here's the isolation card, along with the vibe of withdrawing from the world around you and clinging to the few comforts you have, so uh. wow okay whatever soul was in your body was very not nice to you. not a kind start

- nine of wands (reversed): also immediately is the overwhelmed and close to your limit card! damn okay!! however the vibe i'm getting here is that you're the sort to buckle down instead of giving up the game even in the face of nearing your limit, which is interesting. but yeah whatever the fuck happened to push you to this point? also not good. oh dear

- page of pentacles: holy shit one card that isn't in reverse!! this one's about ambition, practicality and planning -- vibe i'm getting here is that you'd play the long game to get what you want in the end, even if the odds are stacked against you. whole lotta time to make a plan or a couple when you're not in control i'd say.

- overall vibe: you were fucked, but like also not completely?? ya somehow still had the spark left in you to resist and make plans to get out of the situation. given the hermit reversed and the nine of wands reversed i would assume weird route shenanigans got you close to the breaking point, but you held on anyways and didn't give in. that's actually pretty admirable. huge L for the rest of it if any part of the reading resonates with you though

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Hello! May we ask for a "General kin advice read" for our Glitchtale Gaster fictive? nothing specific that we are asking for advice for though.

(assuming you accept requests for introjects/fictives as well)

oh heya, introjects and fictives are definitely welcome here! here’s the reading:

(disclaimer: i do not control the way the cards fall. if the advice given doesn’t work for you/is somehow actively harmful? go ahead and disregard that. take care of yourself first fellas!!)

8 of cups (reversed): if the upright version represents letting go and moving on from that which does not serve you, the reversed card symbolizes staying in those situations and clinging on to your comfort zone -- even if it may no longer be healthy for you to do so. step a little out of the comfort zone my guy there's the whole damn world to see

the fool: this card's about stepping into the unknown, and taking the leap of faith into the new opportunities that come your way. risks may be taken, and what happens next might as well be a coinflip -- but even then, trust in the process and make the leap.

9 of cups: this is the joy card. the have a good time card. the you're gonna find fulfillment in your life card. there is good here and now and in the future! you only need to look for it!

overall advice: is there anything you've grown used to and maybe found comfort in, but it doesn't serve you so well anymore? any regrets over past actions, or any desire for revenge that you kindle like a fire but nowadays there's nothing to direct it to? any habit or desire that isn't all that good for you anymore? that's okay man. let those go, or put them down for a little while, and how about ya go do something else? talk to someone you haven't before, take up a new hobby or one you haven't done in a long time, wake up at a time earlier than you usually do and watch the sun rise -- advice being, shake up the schedule! make something new! there's a whole lot of good outside the life you live now, and i'd say it's worth looking for it.

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hello it’s me! bored and chaotic tarot card reader unextraordinaire. i’m pukeko and i’ll be your undertale/deltarune kin tarot reader for today! (and maybe tomorrow! and who knows!)

you want a kin reading? go right ahead bestie.

familiar with: base utdr canon, undertale yellow, underswap (both regular and ts!), outertale, red and yellow mod slightly less familiar with but no big deal: most of the sans aus and glitchtale. i’ll figure shit out as it happens lol if you're a utdr oc kin/fictive or kin/fictive with one of the fallen humans, or you’re kin/fictive with anyone else utdr related, no problem! i might not know your lore but you can always tell me. and i sure can always draw cards. i’m only reading for utdr kins and fictives, thank you!

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available tarot readings (all readings use 3 cards unless otherwise specified):

past life read (just like a general sorta vibe of how things went. specify what you want me to look out for if needed!)

relationship read (how’d you get on with xx, and other relationship-related questions)

general advice read (you having kin issues in the here and now? yeah here’s some advice for you darling)

anything else that doesn’t fall under these categories? go ahead and ask anyways lol (exception: yes/no readings. i do not have a pendulum. i am fairly sure someone else has a pendulum. ask them instead of me)

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reading request slot status (first come first serve): 5/5 available