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He like the peculiar way i sit on chairs

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A white person told me i needed more seasoning in my rice and beans yall its so over

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well at least there's Kim kitsuragi

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saw a post on bluesky that boiled down to saying the trans flag was ugly and some reply was like “it’s not even nice colors it’s fluorescent teal and hot pink” and like. i’m sorry but neither of those colors are present in the trans flag. are we looking at the same flag

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Favorite ship dynamic is orange dom and green sub

Harrykim, Luaisy,,, help me find more

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Need my clit sucked in t-minus 10 seconds

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What if tampons were like taco bell sauce packets in that they had messages on the wrappers. You get your period and rifle thru ur bag to find a tampax jumbo plus that says "put me in coach"

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I lost my pen and still had a cart so i took apart the charger to a vibrator i dont use anymore and am currently reaping the fruits of my labor. Thinking about being an electrician by trade. What a time to be alive

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If you're expecting your employee to fix a mistake that's costing you millions, then they deserve a very significant cut of it.

If they were being fair, they'd ask for half, which would be $9 million. But they didn't even ask for that. They asked for a raise, which would probably be a few thousand a year. And you couldn't even give them that.

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Artistic rendition

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Every once in a while i get an insatiable craving for toast. Straight up wonderbread toast. Fluffy innards, crunchy outards. I would bite the crusts off and peel it into two, thinner pieces ot toast.

I do not currently own a toaster. Or wonderbread. I have wheat bread thats been in the fridge for a really long time. i suffer

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One time, i got both my ears pierced at the same time and couldn't sleep on either side until i took out the jewelry and they closed.

Same logic?

I have so much mental health that they didn't know what to do with me, so they just renewed all my prescriptions and released me back into the wild.

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I don't watch miraculous ladybug but I can onky imagine "cheese on!" As a transformation catchphrase

@thiswonderfuldissonance

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Remember those videos where folks would photoshop people into having "golden ratio" features? This dog was a victim of that

another instance where i simply have to post a puppy because well... i'm sure you can tell why

(not sharing the link because the breeder seems ... very sus)

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Does anyone else ever yearn for a humid summer breeze? The trees greener than green, the sun beaming down, toasting sweaty skin, sandals slapping concrete, going out and seeing the sun and just deciding to go on an adventure?

I really want to go swimming