howdy i do art sometimes but probably not. pls dont expect regular interests of me i am a hummingbird. rn we got twewy tho so. eat up ~~~ he/him pronouns and u can call me tea!! ~~~ im over 18 nd im only puttin this so i dont go to jail for makin nsfw jokes nd memes ~~~ icon is by astrele!!
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// deltarune chapter 4 spoilers (?) //
based on real world events (2)
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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me
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@dj-of-the-coven 's tags on this post made me wanna draw beat (i say as if there's ever a moment i don't wanna draw beat)
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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working at an escape room will expose you to so many types of guys incapable of using their imaginations or committing to the bit
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Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.
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Day 3 - Rythian
Still 15 minutes ‘till midnight! Still day 3! (Challenge HERE)
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Super Duper 100% Serious Steven Universe “Who Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
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thanking bro 4 stabilizing your mind by reminding you he’s there 😻
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I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.
Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!
Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.
Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.
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a little analysis of the small characterizations that are in just this cutscene. they make me ill
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adding songs from musicals to character playlists is so stupid like yeah this works just ignore some of that really specific stuff
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