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It’s Pretty Cold Out Here
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My teleportation spell messed up lmao
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Mmmm…
*You can see my cloak shift as I cross my legs.*
Strange question, but can this ship handle going underwater? I know you said “high pressure environments” but… I just have to make sure.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Ahhh….
*I glance at the dispersing meteorites and begin doing math in my head…*
I don’t care. It’ll be fine. Now, what else can this puppy do?
Actually, how hard can she turn going full speed?
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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*Most of this is accompanied by my extremely ecstatic yelling before it’s clear we’re approaching the Asteroid belt.*
Uhh… you do know that’s a denser area, right—
*I cut myself off with a sigh.*
Nevermind, you’re the pilot here. You know what you’re doing…
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Ooo…
*I take a seat and do exactly as she says, buckling myself down with a harness.*
I expect so. We can crash for all I care, just please don’t make this boring… or… whatever. If there’s a space speed limit, I don’t expect you to follow it.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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what happened to the predetermined wizard from space
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Dealt with.
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Perfect, I’ll just… climb on…
*I quickly enter the ship via whatever method is apparent and look around, mainly for a spot to sit or something that would indicate such.*
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Very, very cool…
*I remain squatted for a few moments before standing back up and glancing at the entrance..*
Could we go for a quick trip through the bits of the asteroid belt around us and perhaps a trip around one of Jupiter’s moons? I’d just like to see how it feels.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Ooo! Lovely!
*I do a strange somatic gesture before staring.*
Reactor’s definitely doing something!
*I walk over to it and grin, squatting to get a closer look at the underside of the ship.*
How fast does she go?
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Ahem.
Yeah-
*I glance around and do a once over of any ship that looks like it could fly.*
-I’m not really well-versed in this sort of stuff, so could you choose the ship?
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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*It seems like I spaced out halfway through, but I nod as you refocus.*
Uhhh- yeah, it’s fine. Just to comment, though; I’m not putting any metal in my head. I can figure out a communication system, I’m not completely clueless.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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If you all were to be interested in reading any of these genres for a webnovel, what would be your ideal one?
Feel free to ask questions in the replies or reblogs, I already have at least a page written for most of these.
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Ahhh… a technical satellite would be nice. All of the ones I’ve made have been mostly utilized as waypoints and small living spaces.
*I glance upwards.*
Though, I did “commandeer” some stuff off of an old satellite in Earth’s orbit and implemented it in one of my satellites. I figured out a nice way to cleanly transform received radio signals into raw information that could then be beamed to my head. I don’t usually use it, though. It gets noisy. I also can’t send anything, which sucks.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Yup. Sure will.
*I fiddle with my harness for a few moments before taking it off. I then quickly get up and speed walk off the vessel. I immediately start looking around the hangar.*
Such a large area to be supporting…
*I turn back towards you.*
Is there any magic used for the processes in the large ship that we’re in? This is all very fascinating, I had issues creating large satellites unless they were made out of chunks of stars.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Oh, no! It’s fine! I have hardly a clue what’s happening anyways, so I’d consider this rather smooth.
Also, was that jolt the shuttle landing? I don’t fully know what’s happening, I’m just grasping at straws at this point.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Uhm… alright. I mean-
*I look behind me, as if confirming there’s no noise, before sighing.*
I know we’ll drift there eventually, but how long will it take?
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Mhm… if only.
*My hands pat my lap as I glance around the cabin before I look back over at you.*
I can survive in the vacuum of space, but can you? I have to express some concern, considering the fact that you’ve given me such a privilege.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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Ahhh! Wonderful!
*I — once again — giggle like a dumbass, though it comes out in rasps. I suddenly gasp as I remember something.*
Oh, this reminds me one that one time I hitchhiked and I rode in a… err… what’d that crackhead call it?
Hmm…
Right! A shitbox! It was a rusty car, but we ended up plowing into a semi and made it out coughrelativelycough unscathed! It broke down half an hour later and I just walked after that, though.
*I sniff as I quiet down and glance over at you, despite being unable to see my hooded face, you can tell I’m apologetic.*
Ah, sorry. I like reminiscing.
*I exit the front door of my observatory hacking up a storm. As in, there are small storm clouds exiting my lungs.*
Gahhh… I wish this vessel were older, I wouldn’t have to worry about lungs, then…
*I lean over the railing of the porch, hacking up the last of the clouds.*
Mmm, much better. I should probably stop testing localized weather spells inside.
*I look around, taking deep breaths as I do.*
Though, it has been quite a while since I’ve been out and about. Maybe I should do something.
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