the-real-great-papyrus

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Why are you never on

OOC

I'll be honest, my UtDr phase has kind of been dying out a bit, and it's just getting hard to be Paps when I don't have the motivation to do it..

It also doesn't help that my memory is crap, so I often forget to check the account when I'm running a different one that's pretty busy by itself.

Over time I'm sure it'll grow back, but for now I probably won't be on here much. :/

[the-real-great-papyrus]

This is about the US Pledge of Allegiance, but when I first heard it- instead of "for which it stands..." I heard it as "four witches sand..."

@dustsansm2 @endertheepicwolf

Say something random about yourself reblog chain!

I’ve never tried peanut butter and I’m not even allergic to it

@caligulas-right-wing @scroofy-was-here @bluewillmeetyellow @delicatetigerobject @somewiseouttheree @fart-knocker321 and anyone else (no pressure)

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Remember me? Im the guy who smoked one piece of paper as a joke and had a cough the next week, turns out i have •°¤☆terminal lung cancer☆¤°• GG i guess. (This isnt a joke im actually going to die but it is what it is)

Yes, I remember you!

Oh dear, that's horrible...

I'm so sorry you have to deal with that :(

[the-real-great-papyrus]

I'm gonna take your soul :P

@thesoulstealer

NO.

*immediately leaves to hide in an ask box.*

[the-real-great-papyrus]

The Grrreat Papyrus never reveals his secrets!

*He somehow gives Hawks a wink before dashing off to do other very heroic things.*

SPAGHETTI WAS MENTIONED?!

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPAGHETTI?

It was—How did you hear that, you don’t… ‘Have ears?’ *He thought.*

I would like some spaghetti.

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Your scarf?

Still no.

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Uhm... Could I eat your bones?

NO.

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Haha!

I don't need ears to hear, my feathered friend!

Of course, I can make you some spaghetti!

*Somehow makes you a plate of spaghetti in less than 10 seconds.*

Here you go!

SPAGHETTI WAS MENTIONED?!

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPAGHETTI?

It was—How did you hear that, you don’t… ‘Have ears?’ *He thought.*

I would like some spaghetti.

[the-real-great-papyrus]

marinara sauce

I like marinara sauce! It's great with spaghetti!!

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Hey papyrus my friend, so im not in the hospital anymore, but still on bedrest, Im not telling you everything because of how traumatic it is for me, but what I can tell you is I got my right arm ripped of my body and thrown into a hallucination that I couldent wake up from and got tortured for hours on end.

That's horrible!

Are you okay, friend? I could send you some spaghetti! Will that help..?

[the-real-great-papyrus]

HOLY SHIT SPAGGETI!

SPAGGETI? WHERR?!

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Can I eat your... Well you don't have skin...

Can I eat your soul?

Can I eat your soul?

Can i-

No.

[the-real-great-papyrus]

HEY GUYS IM-

*Sees Papyrus kinda seemingly going coocoo...*

Bad time... sorry

Come back later and hopefully we'll get this under control-

PICKLE HE'S DOING THE THING AGAIN, GRAB HIM-

[the-real-great-papyrus]

Hi papyrus, how are you feeling, I'm in the hospital in my world right now.

YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL?!

WHAT HAPPENED, ARE YOU OKAY CHI?!?!

[the-real-great-papyrus]

(OOC POST.)

Got bored, decided to draw Hawks with my headcanons implemented in it.

He has feathers growing around his eyes, those can't be controlled. His eye markings are slightly bigger, and I'm positive the wing shape is different. Oh, and a curved nose, too.

[the-real-great-papyrus]

i just realized how fast i liked your post. im not a stalker i promise. i just refresh my followin page when im bored

Don't worry about it!

(I do it too sometimes, some of my friends have asked me on multiple occasions how I like their posts so fast!)

[the-real-great-papyrus]

They never said... it's an anon doing it...

Door slams open

Heyyyyyy paps, just coming in to say hi and OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK COSMIC HORROR BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION NOPE NOOE NOPE MOSS DEAL WITH THIS

Pickle slumps, before straightening back up with glowing green eyes and moss spreading all over the body.

OKAY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?

Papyrus is being tortured inside some sort of dream thing. I can't get him out...