the-real-michael-demiurgos

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

Simp

Who’s your favourite person/demon/angel?

Muriel. Easy!

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

its "Michael ", child, not "old man"

And no problem, I guess.

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

I don't care if you have my soul; you already have it if I'm in hell, but I offered my wings to your spawn, I guess that counts as something, right?

I'll feed your spawn in exchange for your help to get out of here. You think you can just kill me, or gauge my eyes out, but think about it; you help me get free, and in exchange, I'll let your child have top quality angel meat by chopping off one of my limbs, cause an Angel's body lasts just some time in a meat locker before their light goes out, right?

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

Your grandfather feeds you crappy food? Geez.

I don't know if you want more, but your grandfather got my wings somewhere around here. Black, with precious(unkempt) feathers. You can eat them; I don't care.

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

Ha, try it. I have become numb to the pain I feel on a daily basis. A little bit more of it wouldn't make a lot of difference.

And a meat locker? I see that's grotesque, even for an alternate version of Sam, so, I must assume that Michael did something horrible... For your ridiculous standards, that is.

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

I have met the entirety of Hell's little children army, you aren't anything new to me.

And I'm not blonde Michael, am I? Whatever happened to him, it's his fault for being weak.

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

I have no idea how can I be much more annoying than the average Archangel Michael! Maybe because I'm hell? Maybe because I have to be your brother? Maybe because I have been scrubbing Hell's floor with a toothbrush for eons? Oh, the possibilities are endless.

And what? You'll get your little partner to do it for you? Classical Sam.

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

as long as you aren't as obnoxious and insufferable as your grandfather, you can stay, I guess.

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

oh, ooh no! Sam will gauge my eyes out! What an original and menacing threat! Oh no! Someone gets me an ambulance!

Geez

I know you aren't the Sam I know, but you're as insufferable, obnoxious and, as young people would say, "extra" as the Sam I unfortunately know

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

whatever, Sam.

But before that time outside, you must have spend time down here, right? Hell years turned into seconds on earth; blurred together in an amorphous and excruciating state of time where nothing was always and always was nothing. You couldnt bear it; you were never the patient type.

Also, you look ridiculous, trying to use modern "slang"

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

Who the fuck are you

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

maybe it's because someone took my wings and left me to rot in hell, I suppose.

Maybe, Idon't know

When you have spent eons down here, your memories get blurry, but I think you know about that, don't you, Sam?

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

What do you mean another one, Sam?

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

fuck you too

Smash or pass

Michael demiurgos

Pass.

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

//Dont know if the dream I just had me and i should try to keep this account alive (which is impossible for me rn), or to make a comic about how Michael tries to help Trixie with her hw but he can't cause what the FUCK have humans been doing to school subjects for 14-15 years old?! What the FUCK is a variable, why everything has formulas so variable, how the fuck do you replace the terms and with which numbers?! Michael knows one thing, and that Is he should get into night school, if he wants to keep living on earth//

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

Shouting into the blue liminal corridors of the empty Lucifer fandom in the good year 2024

“HELLO, IS ANYONE STILL HERE?!”

[the-real-michael-demiurgos]

I suppose you could do it if you came down here, but you would have to leave your boyfriend all alone, and even if he doesn't have a problem with that, you would probably have to walk through all hell just to find me, because it's not like hell wants you here.

And if you beat me up, then what? What will you do with my unconscious body? What would you do to inflict more pain on me? Because, with the kind and lovely words you send me, I can only think you want to do more than just hit me, and it's not like you can torture a tortured soul, isn't it?

This mf ☝🏻 needs a boyfriend so bad to stop bitching about Lucifer and Chloe. SO BAD. (I'm giving him one)