the-real-peterparker

[the-real-peterparker]

I EXPERIMENT OKAY

Tony folded his arms. “Why haven’t you been answering my calls, kid?”

“My phone’s broken. I dropped it.”

“Pete, that thing is practically indestructible. It would take dropping it fifty stories to even scratch—”

“I did.”

“What?”

“I did. I dropped it. From the top of the Empire State Building.”

“You what?”

[the-real-peterparker]

im bored

entertain me yall

[the-real-peterparker]

Why are we hugging me? I— I don’t understand. Explain this to me. Why. Why is this happening. I’m not following. I didn’t get told about this. What part did I miss?

[the-real-peterparker]

bcuz you prolly need it and deserve it :D

*hug*

Why are we hugging me? I— I don’t understand. Explain this to me. Why. Why is this happening. I’m not following. I didn’t get told about this. What part did I miss?

[the-real-peterparker]

oh so you got jokes now do ya?

but cool beans, glad to see ya around🫡🫡

MURICA🦅🇺🇸

capsicle😼

Hey, Queens.

[the-real-peterparker]

how are ya sir🫡

capsicle😼

Hey, Queens.

[the-real-peterparker]

love it and i will forever be grateful ✊

FR like i just want someone like that who isnt dead or threatens everyone like chill on the villian shit man😭

ARE you real though? Am I? Are any of us???

@bstandsforbabydaddy

amazing questions that i have yet to find the answer to :p

[the-real-peterparker]

lmaooo i see you got the spidey humor as you should!

always the role models too😔

ARE you real though? Am I? Are any of us???

@bstandsforbabydaddy

amazing questions that i have yet to find the answer to :p

[the-real-peterparker]

Peter Parker, good to see you again.

ms belovaaaa!!! how are you??

[the-real-peterparker]

yup i have a doc ock and he’s nasty sometimes. but like i think we might be chill ngl

became a pile of coke- i’m not even gonna ask bcuz weirder shit has happened. but how were you gonna fight a pile of powder😭😭

ARE you real though? Am I? Are any of us???

@bstandsforbabydaddy

amazing questions that i have yet to find the answer to :p

[the-real-peterparker]

cocaine allergy damn.

ARE you real though? Am I? Are any of us???

@bstandsforbabydaddy

amazing questions that i have yet to find the answer to :p

[the-real-peterparker]

of life basically

yep i’ve learned, man i’ve tried a lot of stuff to try and get everything to dull down so you name it, i will probably have done it :)

ARE you real though? Am I? Are any of us???

@bstandsforbabydaddy

amazing questions that i have yet to find the answer to :p

[the-real-peterparker]

….

yeah i know from experience lol

ARE you real though? Am I? Are any of us???

@bstandsforbabydaddy

amazing questions that i have yet to find the answer to :p

[the-real-peterparker]

ARE you real though? Am I? Are any of us???

@bstandsforbabydaddy

amazing questions that i have yet to find the answer to :p

[the-real-peterparker]

[the-real-peterparker]

@d-adpool @deadpool-wade-wilson

Jeff and Deadpool

Hope it looks good

[the-real-peterparker]

that’s amazing man!!

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