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Merp

~Boop Anon

alright nows a good a time as ever; THIS BLOG’S DEAD.

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"D-Does it have a teleporter..? I-I can.. Tell ya how to hotwire one with a car battery.. O-or.. Any batteries really-"

"Sadly, no..."

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"...If.. If you wanna ypu can.. Come visit the shipwreck anytime.. I-I can send you the coordinates..!"

"The ship thats here doesnt work...ive tried..."

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"...I.. Can keep you company if thats.. Alright?"

"please."

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"...ah.."

"Up till i foundl...this thing, i had no idea anyone else existed."

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"Oh, no they.. They weren't My crew."

"..I snuck aboard their ship. They didn't know I was there."

"Not...Exactly what i meant...i mean at least you...knew others existed."

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"...The entire Crew perished in the crash years ago.. I've been the only one there since."

"...At least you...Had one."

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"...I.. Get how that feels....Somewhat..."

"..I... Live in the remains of an abandoned shipwreck.."

"Ah...so you know what it is like to be alone for...a Long time?"

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"..Ah... I'm.. Sorry...."

Bean man is fiddling with his gun.

"Its silent here on polus, besides the lava bubbling..."

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"..What happened to your crew?"

"..."

"bold of you to assume i ever had one..."

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"...Mandarin.."

" Well, im...Alone here."

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"...Who are you?"

"Names red...what about you...?"

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SUSSY

"Im not sus your sus-"

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- grabs red -

"nonono-NONONO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OFF ME-"

The murder bean struggles and tries to bite you.

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sus

"WE LITERALLY SAID DONT YOU DARE SAY SUS-"

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Amongus!

- FUCKING YEETS ORANGE -

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orange noooO!

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