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Inactive Tumblr, I no longer use Tumblr. I'm going to miss everyone but it's taking a toll on my mental health so I'm making the best decision and leaving. Love you guys

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It's 5am, I just opened Tumblr . Why is there so many posts about horse plinko?????

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Happy new year

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The kids got to meet Santa today and the twins tried to grab his beard

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C-PTSD culture is finding comfort in online families or friend groups that feel like family because your actual family doesnt really pay attention to you unless its a cry for help

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I woke up at 2am because I wanted mashed potatoes. Did I stay up from 2am to 4 peeling potatoes, yes. Are they worth it, yes. My daughter woke up around 30 minutes ago and came downstairs, she wanted.some so I shared some in her little bowl, it's got like a frog.

It just occurred to me, I'm still a teenager. I'm 18 years old, I'm married and have kids, I never went to college and I'm still in highschool. I love my family and wouldn't trade anyone for the world but wow, I'm really young .

No, I'm not high. I don't think I am anyway.

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My daughter just walked up to me with a lizard and said his name was Pepita (nugget), we do not have a lizard. We live in a place where lizards are not just outside randomly, how the hell did she find a lizard??? Anyway I called an animal center and I'm taking it to the vet tomorrow to see if it's got any diseases or if we find it's owner. If not, guess we have a new pet 🤷

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CHOCOLATE GUY IS GETTING A NETFLIX SHOW??

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honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

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🥰🍼😭🖤🥀

❤️‍🔥🤭🥺🙆‍♂️⚠️

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🍜🍥🍜

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“Meet ian, he only steals vintage socks and looks down on dogs who chase their tails”

(via)

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This is so wholesome

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rb to give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from

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Argonian mud-nectar

Named for its colour, mud-nectar is a boozy delight from the town of Lilmoth in Black Marsh and made from local and imported cocoa, vanilla, and coffee. It's served cold, and is the perfect sweet treat for a hot tropical day! For an indulgent dessert, top with a warm chocolate cookie or brownie!

You will need:

2 shots Baileys

1 shot Kahlua

1 shot vanilla vodka

1 scoop vanilla ice cream

35g dark or milk chocolate, cut into chunks

1 cup milk (or vanilla oat milk, if available)

Chocolate syrup

Handful of ice cubes

Whipped cream, to serve

Chocolate chips or shavings, to serve

Method:

Blend together the ice, liqueurs, ice cream, milk, and chocolate chunks until the ingredients have formed a thick slush.

Drizzle as much chocolate syrup as you'd like into a tall glass, covering the insides with a layer of chocolate. Pour in the slush.

Top with whipped cream and chocolate chips. Best paired with any warm chocolatey dessert!