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#body horror + passing out + bondage#honestly could be one of many imodna fics#i'm not angry about it
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we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
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she was seriously worried that the city would get rid of the grafitti before she could take a picture with it
#valid concern#my wife tried to take a pic of me next to a stone slab with the name D Y K E on it at the church in Stratford Upon Avon couple of weeks ago#Too faded to be visible#Absolutely tragic
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Maison Hermes Tokyo, Japan (2001) Architecture: Renzo Piano
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Suzuki Shônen (1849-1918). Pines (detail). Japan, Meiji era (1868-1912), circa 1910. Photo courtesy Erik Thomsen Gallery.
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Lesbian painter Halie Torris 🖌️
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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.
#arguably school qualifications are a ticket to the next step but not your fucking degree#if it was a 'just pass go' step then it wouldn't take three years#too many people are entering the workplace and being fucking useless#like they're actively in the way of us getting stuff done with what they can't do#we're a charity and every salary counts you need to fucking deliver#we don't have space for willful incompetence
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US MENTIONED!!
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Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.
Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.
#Marry yourself a bisexual#I highly recommend#But yeah read this and absorb it we're not fucking doing this shit anymore#bi pride
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found a messy ahh sketch from a while ago
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Alhambra, Granada, Spain (by Adam Marikar)
#Take me back and give me a cold alhambra beer with a bar snack of iberico ham and walnut oil#Ideally served by the hot bar manager louisa who helped me realise I really needed to get out of my toxic relationship when I got home#Hell of a holiday that one#TOO BE CLEAR I had an epiphany I didn't cheat#granada#alhambra
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weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice
#still not over the fact that Shape of Water and A Star Is Born came out the same year#I would have put them ten years apart wtf
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meryl streep backstage of the 1980-1981 production of alice in concert
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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