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The Robot Bracket
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Lore moves onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
Sun Propaganda:
He's so scrunkly. Kidcore flavored. I want to do arts and crafts with him.
Lore Propaganda:
One vengeful son of a bitch, raised an entire army of robots by making them not robots, survived the vacuum of space, is evil twin, is not the favorite child
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Hyperforce move onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
9 Propaganda:
antifascist. based
Hyperforce Propaganda:
None
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Frankenturret moves onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
Frankenturret Propaganda:
https://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Frankenturret
Skipper Propaganda:
All the robots in this game (excluding one) are broken down, and you need to activate a timeshift stone to bring them back (a timeshift stone brings a small area back to the state it was in in the past). Skipper is no exception; he's the captain of the Sandship, one of the dungeons of the game, although it was taken over by pirates in the distant past. His timeshift stone is tied to a smaller point, which you then use to travel around the sand sea (which was of course a normal sea in the past). However, this means he can't go far from his boat (either of them).
Skipper takes you to a place called Skipper's Retreat (his home) to find a map. His home, like everything else, has been taken over by the sand and is in ruins.
At the peak of Skipper's Retreat is his house. In the house, you can find two more robots, as well as a letter and some pictures on the wall. The pictures are of the Sandship and his crew, and the letter is from his child.
That's right! Skipper had a kid, and, presumably, a partner!
And you know what? Skipper can't go to them. You do not have the option to bring them down to him. Despite being able to fix another one of the robots, you cannot fix them, and it makes me so upset and sad and. God. I just want Skipper to be in the bracket. If his sad tale doesn't intrigue you then he has a cool hat. Please I know he's only a very minor character with like ten lines but I love him so much
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Fi moves onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
Fi Propaganda:
Everyone hated Fi back in the day but all of them were wrong. Everytime you get the Master Sword in a Zelda game, that's Fi! she's literally a sword, how is that not the coolest. She's very blunt and straight forward but can be super charming at times. She's also good at singing and dancing. In Hyrule Warriors she literally fights hoards of enemies by dancing and that's so swag of her. I think about her friendship with Link every day of my life. At The ending of Skyward Sword where she had to say goodbye forever, just when she was starting to understand human emotions and started feeling them herself... I'm fucking tearing up just thinking about it I love her so so much
Tom Servo Propaganda:
what if a gumball machine was a robot and very small and very smart and very sensitive and also cloned himself 517 times and mostly used the clones to put on choir performances with multiple harmonies? (seriously, the songs with multiple servos are so good) then that gumball machine would be tom servo! he also spins to move, can manipulate time and space immediately around him, and had a retractable neck for the first few seasons. and he's just So Shaped, just a silly guy
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Brainstorm moves onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
Emmy Propaganda:
She is so sweet! She just wants to go home but to do that she has to stop being robo racist 🤍
Brainstorm Propaganda:
This stupid scrunkly robot was made during wartime for the war, abandoned his post, lied to get into an academy of science than proceeded ,over the next couple of millennia, to make a reality breaking time machine so he could go back and save his best friends husband, and a stupid crush he had on a guy who never noticed him.
He’s a m.t.o (made to order) unlike the majority of cybertrons population (He’s never even seen pre war cybertron). he was originally named genitus of operation solar storm and he was made as a fighter jet. he lied about his name and status to get into academies because there was a strong likelihood that if his peers knew he was a m.t.o he would be under minded and questioned about his position, and even without that knowledge public, pre war functionalism made way for dumb opinions (like if ur a fighter jet and not someone with a science alt mode than u don’t belong in a lab)
he lies almost the entire comic, and about almost everything and we the reader only really start to realize he’s lying around the time he uses the time machine.
he ended up becoming a spy for the decipticons, but not a very good one due to the fact he was just following who ever would give him funds or let him work in a lab. no one knew he was a spy or that he was building a time machine until he poisoned everyone on the ship (just knocked them out) and used the time machine.
but when the time came to kill the person he needed to, to stop the war he ultimately couldn’t bring himself to do it, and he was arrested and tried. which really just ended up with him getting a slap on the wrist and a “please for the love of god don’t break the universe”
He is a stupid robot man and i love him
sorry for the essay long lore
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Mr. Krabs moves onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
Robot Mr Krabs Propaganda:
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
The Cogs Propaganda:
I like when they explode lol.
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Arcee moves onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
Computer Propaganda:
smugass computer basically has knowledge of everything and will sometimes give good advice to his roommate, a perpetually-terrified pink dog. possessed a person for a little bit. for some reason they made him british?
Arcee Propaganda:
Sassy af
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Wet Floor Bots move onto the next Round!
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Robot Poll Blue Round 2
Markus Propaganda:
Played by Jesse Williams. He's pretty okay.
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Wet Floor Bots Propaganda:
I feel like they’re the robot equivalent of the footstool dog from Beauty and the Beast.
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Poll Purple Round 2
Magearna Propaganda:
SHE WAS NOT CREATED IN THE IMAGE OF A POKEBALL BY ANCIENT HUMANS TO NOT BE THE BEST ROBOT
House Propaganda:
he acts as zims lile AI guide and is vital to Zim's work and how his tech functions. hes bored all the time and is sarcastic and hes great
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Poll Purple Round 2
Cobalt Propaganda:
There's a lot to love about Cobalt, but it's also worth noting that despite being almost entirely forgotten (even as the brother of an incredibly iconic anime character), left out of every new media about his universe since 1976 except a discontinued gacha game where he cameoed as a sexualized anime girl, and even in his own canon being practically allergic to success, he recently swept some Tumblr polls, which is what really matters. Let's keep it going!
Every Irken Propaganda:
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Poll Purple Round 2
Momo Propaganda:
They have a funney hat :)
CNMN Propaganda:
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Poll Purple Round 1
Cait Sith Propaganda:
He’s a robot who’s a cat who’s Scottish who’s also an overworked employee
S.C.O.U.T. Propaganda:
no clue what their pronouns are but Scout's a sweetie, is a visual delight, & proud of their 200 mb of available storage
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Cabinet Man Propaganda:
he only ate the occasional maintenance man, and only driving a few kids to madness (maybe they were predisposed to madness, who knows?)
Sari Propaganda:
Sari is techno-organic. A mix of human and robot
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Poll Purple Round 2
Erek King Propaganda:
hes from a species that literally worships dogs,, and he wouldnt hurt anyone ever. what more is there to add
Shockwave Propaganda:
He won the titty poll.
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Poll Purple Round 2
Tlacey's ComfortUnit Propaganda:
Puts up with so so much crap from Tlacey and doesn't get to do nearly enough therapeutic murder about it.
Atlas & P-Body Propaganda:
These two work as a team and cannot be separated!!! Truly! GLaDOS tried to drive a wedge between them using psychological manipulation tactics but concluded that they were too dumb to get paranoid over conspiracies and ego.
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the-robot-bracket · 6 days ago
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Robot Poll Purple Round 2
Daleks Propaganda:
"Often mistaken for robots, Daleks should actually rather be classified as alien cyborgs with an organic interior and metal exterior. They are deadly killer machines who only know emotions adjacent to hate.
There were multiple attempts throughout time to wipe them out but they always survive and grow numerous again. Not that they would have to, one Dalek would easily be enough to conquer the universe. No one can stop them. - Except maybe for some nitro 9 and a baseball bat. Or a single jammie dodger."
Min-Droid Propaganda:
He's essentially a Pomeranian- short, angry, and constantly biting
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the-robot-bracket · 9 days ago
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I decided to vote strictly by propaganda, since so many people put a lot of effort into writing it. Whichever propaganda convinces me better is the one I vote for regardless of who I know. If there is no propaganda for one or just a link to a wiki I automatically vote for the other robot even if their propaganda is as simple as “it’s cool and you should vote for it” since that is still more effort. Wiki vs wiki or none vs none I would vote for neither but wiki vs none I vote for wiki. It’s been very interesting.
That's a good way to vote imo, but I myself look at reblogs for additional propaganda
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