the-rtampler-man

[the-rtampler-man]

That has to be the most horrifying sentence I've ever read, thank you. Man-eating rabbits, my god.

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

Oh my god?? What kind of rabbit will eat flesh?? Aren’t rabbits herbivores?

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

Always knew she was a good shot!

Does he have rabies?? Is that what happens when you get bitten by a bunny?

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

OH MY GOD, VALE??? VALES WEARING THE COWBOY HAT IS HE OKAY

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

Why are they fighting rabbits. Who would be so stupid? Rabbits aren’t usually the, uh, violent sort.

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

“It’s like everywhere—“ not where I’m at! What is it? Can you teach me how to use it?

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

Well, sorry I didn’t know about literal magic?? What the fuck, if you’ll pardon my French?

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

I’m not a coward! I just don’t know how to….do that. What was it, some magical cards?

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

HI SON 💍💍💍💍💍💍

- VALE 🔥

Oh my god, Vale, take a guy out to dinner before marrying him! 😘

[the-rtampler-man]

No! You can’t just switch alignments like a light switch!

Con Xampler. Sounds like a villain name from a movie, haha!

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

Ron? No, I couldn’t imagine being “Ron Stampler.” Sounds weird.

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

“Codie,” my ass. If my alignment was changed I simply wouldn’t change my name! You wouldn’t catch me drawing Balance and suddenly going by Con.

[the-rtampler-man]

Son… from school right?

my memories been hazy sorry

-Herman Unworthy

Yes--Chaparral High? Hey, Herman. How are ya?

[the-rtampler-man]

// OOC: Pinned Post!

Informational Post (read byf!) 📣 Sonald "Son" F. Rtampler

☂️ Character Sheet: ❌ ☂️ Daily Facts: [🚧] ☂️ Playlist/Pinterest: [🚧]

☂️ Sign Off: -S. Rtampler

📣 Quests:

Boundaries, Story, and more under the cut!

This is a DnDads (Dungeons and Dragons, a D&D podcast) rp/ask blog for an s2 oc, Son Rtampler! (With no relation to Ron Stampler, the canonical DNDads character.)

This blog is run by Mod Bishop, who uses he/they/xe pronouns. :] (Blog follows from @princehen!)

Other DnDads RP blogs can be found here as well as here, and my other RP blogs can be found here!

📣 Boundaries:

☂️ IC DMs: ✅ (and encouraged!) ☂️ OOC DMs: ✅ (you can reach me on discord if you have it or through the DNDads Versa discord server, but feel free to DM me here as well w/ ooc markers!) ☂️ Anon/IC Asks: ✅ (negative or positive!) ☂️ Shipping: ✅ (canonically has had,,,,tension with Vale, but is also bisexual <3 ofc, vale is a high school student, so i'll only ship Son w/ other high school students) ☂️ Tagging: ⚠️ (i will not tag for DNDads spoilers unless i mention the latest s2 episode. i do tag for sensitive content, however. my ooc tag is //, and i do have specific character tags!) - OOC Posts: [🚧] - OOC Reblogs: [🚧] - IC Posts: [🚧] - IC Reblogs: [🚧] - IC Answers: [🚧] - IC Replies: [🚧] - Daily Facts: [🚧]

📣 Character/Story:

☂️ Son won't get a character sheet (for now)--he is a non-magical high school student. I roll a straight d20 for anything he has to roll! (Although he may pick up a class Eventually, depending on the DNDads Versa!)

☂️ He is an OC specifically within LoveDoodler Hermie's AU, with @hermie-so-worthy, @valefarrsuperstar, and @art-fucks. These three are Chaparral High School students (the rival school of San Dimas/Teen High)--Son is an emotionally detached cheerleader!

[the-rtampler-man]

well, well, well. if it isn't sonny stomper

how are you, man? :)

-art

Oh, hey, if it ain't Fart Fucker (/teasing). I'm doing great! ⍢

[the-rtampler-man]

Bophades! That's a nice name--where did it come from?

well, well, well. if it isn't sonny stomper

how are you, man? :)

-art

Oh, hey, if it ain't Fart Fucker (/teasing). I'm doing great! ⍢

[the-rtampler-man]

What? No--did this happen after your last game the cheer squad was at?

well, well, well. if it isn't sonny stomper

how are you, man? :)

-art

Oh, hey, if it ain't Fart Fucker (/teasing). I'm doing great! ⍢