she/her (bisexual) (certified Saiki Kusuo Simp) (snap: bree_moon34) i love glitchcore
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BRO...im in love with PERFECTION HIS NAME IS SAIKI KUSUO
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HEYYY im back um okay i was BEINGG WAYYY indecisive and now i wanna get rail by Present Mic ✋😀
Sorry Tokoyami i gotta new love finna CHANGE MY NAME AGAIN
#present mic#my hero acadamy#hizashi yamada kin#yamada hizashi#bnha hizashi#villain hizashi yamada#hizashi x reader
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𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙮....🅃🄾 🄼🄰🄽🄸🄵🄴🅂🅃 🄰 🅁🄰🄽🄳🄾🄼 🄰🅂🅂 🄲🅁🅄🅂🄷 🄾🄽 🅃🄾🄺🄾🅈🄰🄼🄸 🄵🅁🄾🄼 🄱🄽🄷🄰 🄵🄾🅁 🅆🄷🄰🅃??
𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙢 𝙙𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙩....𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚....𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 ❥㋛❁
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WHY IS THIS THE BEST THING IVE EVER READ ABOUT BNHA AND ITS FATGUM WHICH I THINK HE IS REALLY HOT ANYWAYS
Yandere!Brownie!Fatgum x reader
This is my piece for the Lovesick server Collab! There are tons of amazing fics posted and will be posted for this Collab so be sure to look into it!
This isn’t my favorite piece I’ve done, and it’s not proof read at all… but I hope it’s still a treat for today! Happy Halloween!
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You woke up feeling warm and comfortable, comforter tucked tight under your chin. Everything still felt a little fuzzy, your body warm and comfortable as the feeling slowly came back to you. You were almost tempted to close your eyes again, drift back off to sleep and just stay in this warm cozy feeling even longer.
But you had things to do today, and you couldn’t do them if you stayed in bed. So with a reluctant groan, you pulled yourself out of the comfy nest you had made, throwing the blankets to the side off of you. You frowned in displeasure when your bare feet hit the cold wooden floors, immediately heading to your dresser to pull on some socks to fight off the chill in your toes. Fall was just starting to settle in, it wasn’t cold enough for you to light the wood furnace in the living room, unfortunately, you hadn’t saved up enough to upgrade to central heating, so you figured fuzzy socks and thick sweaters would become a regular as the temperature continued to drop.
You hummed softly to yourself, scratching your head as you made your way down the stairs, heading directly to your kitchen to grab some food.
Much to your delight you came down to a spotless kitchen, the pile of dishes in your sink from your cooking excursion the night before completely clean and left on the drying rack. Counters that had flour and sugar spilled in small spots where you had been messy with the measuring were wiped clean and buffed, left polished and shiny. Even the floor was sparkling, you had left it clean when you went to bed but it was clearly freshly mopped and swept. They really did spoil you, didn’t they?
“Thank you!”
You called out into the empty room, knowing that thanks weren’t exactly necessary, if anything it was pointless. You had been warned when you had first moved in about the little…inhabitant of your house beforehand. A little trickster who had chased out all the previous owners and caused the house price to drop so harshly. The Realtor had told you that if you were to stay in the house you must leave offerings for them on the hearth unless you wanted to be chased out like everyone else had.
You had taken her words to heart, leaving bowls of milk or cream on the hearth every night. Every morning when you woke up the offering was gone and you were left be, never seeing head nor tail of whatever being you shared your home with. At least until one night, you decided to leave a little something extra, you had baked some cookies that night and had way too many leftovers. You had wondered if the creature would enjoy a little treat as well, so that night you had left a few cookies next to the milk you left out. Come morning both the cookies and milk were gone, not even a crumb left behind. This had started the tradition of leaving out sweets and baked goods for him, some cake you had leftover, brownies you had baked in your free time, anything that you made that was sweet was left on a plate on the hearth before you went to bed.
It wasn’t long after that that you noticed a change. Every morning when you came downstairs you would find chores done, the house left spotless. Any dishes left at the sink were cleaned, dried, and neatly put away. Any mess on the counters from your baking was cleaned up, not a spot left behind. Floors were mopped and sparkling, laundry was done and put away neatly. The only explanation was that whoever was here enjoyed your offerings so much that they decided to treat you as well. It had been months since you had last needed to do any form of housework, any free time was spent baking and perfecting recipes for your little helper that worked in the night.
Maybe it was strange but you couldn’t help but feel a sense of attachment to the little creature who helped you out so much. They always seemed to do so much for you for a small plate of treats…Maybe you should make them something special?
You hummed to yourself, musing over ideas of a special treat to bake next as you wondered about your kitchen, oblivious to the golden eyes watching you from the next room.
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Unfortunately, you wouldn’t have time to think about let alone start baking anything that night.
It was just meant to be a quick dinner date. Nothing special, food, a few hours of chatting, and you were done. It seemed fate had a different plan for you. It had all started with the meal you had spent hours on, slaving over and making everything taste perfect had somehow ended up with your saltshaker broken on top, leaving it covered in too much glass and salt to even begin to salvage. Then every single meal after that went horribly wrong, Ingredient you swore you had disappeared, bowls shattering when your back was turned, mixtures and food would fall over and spill when left unsupervised. After numerous attempts, you found yourself frazzled, on the brink of tears with barely an hour until your date was supposed to show up.
You almost wanted to call him and cancel the date then and there.
By some miracle, you had managed to hold your resolve to not call him and cancel. Thirty minutes, a phone call for delivery from your favorite restaurant, and a shower later you found yourself hovering anxiously by the front door, waiting.
You had been so excited when the knock at the door finally came, barely reminding yourself to wait a second before slowly walking over to open the door. The second you saw his face, smiling back at you with his coat wrapped tight around him, all your frustration from the earlier incidents had melted away. You felt…lighter. Excited for the night ahead. Like you could still make this work.
“Come on, You must be cold!”
You had stepped aside so he could come in, taking his coat from him, turning around for just a brief second to hang it up when he had yelled. You had spun around to find your date on the floor next to where he had kicked off his shoes, clutching his hand in agony.
“What happened?!”
You rushed to his side, gasping in horror when you saw his hand. He was shaking hard, his entire palm white with angry red edges around the side of his hand, burnt like he had shoved his entire hand onto a hot stovetop.
“Y-your doorknob!”
You blinked in confusion looking up at your normal-looking doorknob that you had touched only moments earlier to open the door. It almost seemed to stare innocently back at you, looking the exact same as it always does.
“It doesn’t matter, come on, let’s get you a cold rag.”
That should have been your second warning, a warning that your date was doomed to fail. You should have listened to it, but you didn’t. You just brushed off the unsettling feeling of being watched, the heavy feeling of anger in the air. You had even stared in confusion with your date when you turned back from grabbing him a cold wet rag just to find his hand completely fine as if it had never been hurt at all. The illusion of pain was still etched into your date’s face as you had carefully run your fingers over his palm, confused when you felt the unmarred flesh.
Both of you had chosen to laugh off the weird moment both of you had experienced, instead turning to busy yourself with getting the take out set onto plates. The idle awkward conversation quickly melted into something more warm and familiar as you bumped against each other while grabbing plates, the soft brushes against each other chasing off the freezing chill that settled into the air.
Once the table was set, covered in plates of food, the warm delicious aroma filling the air along with your laughter. You had offered him a seat as you moved to your own, gaze turned away when a loud snap grabbed your attention. You had spun around to find your date crumpled on the floor, chair completely broken and splintered beneath him. You had rushed to his side, helping him up, hands dragging across his body as you helped him brush off the splinters that covered his body.
It had just gotten worse from thereon. The happy atmosphere was gone, both of you left unable to talk for more than a few seconds as a heavy dark feeling settled down over the house, accompanied by more…incidents with your date. You had offered him another chair, only for him to discover it was covered in thumbtacks, something neither of you realized until he had sat down. Of course when you had rushed to his side, helping him pull the tacks out of his pants and brush them off the seat a bowl of hot soup had fallen over, spilling across his legs and burning him. You were left completely untouched, not even a drop got on you despite being only inches away from him.
The rest of the night continued like this; Every time you turned your back or even looked away from your date for a split second your attention would always be yanked back to him by a pained yell or expletive. Something always went wrong, and as your date grew more battered, he grew angrier as the night went on.
Which was exactly how you found yourself here, your date practically towering over you, face flushed red in rage. Gone was the light-hearted and kind man you had been going on dates with, instead replaced with frustration and anger, all pointed at you.
“Do you think this is some kind of joke? What the hell is wrong with you?!”
You stared up at your date with wide frantic eyes, reaching out for him as you shook your head rapidly, only for him to pull away from you. Your gaze dragged down to the milk-soaked shoes on the floor, sopping wet and ruined. You could smell the scent of curdled milk from where you stood.
“What- No! Of course not! I didn’t do this- I was with you the whole time! I don’t understand what’s happening-”
You were cut off as he held his hand up, face pulled tight as he turned away from you, walking over to the door as he spoke to you in a cold tone.
“Forget it. I’m done. We’re over.”
You could feel tears blurring in your eyes as you watched him yank on his coat, picking up his milk-soaked shoes, holding them in one hand as he swung the door open, storming out into the cold night in his socks.
The slam of the door behind him followed by the deafening silence is what finally broke you. Tears streamed down your face freely, a soft choked sob breaking the deafening quiet that weighed down on you. You didn’t understand what was happening! You had…really liked this guy and now he was gone.
You had been looking forward to this night so much for so long…You had gotten so excited to finally get out of your lonely bubble of solitude. But as usual, you had fucked it all up…That’s what you get for holding so much hope.
You cried harder, nearly tripping over yourself as you stumbled up the stairs to your bedroom, flinging yourself onto your bed as you sobbed into your pillow. All the frustration and anger from your fight and all the little tricks and little things that kept going wrong throughout the night flowing out of you onto your pillow.
You stayed like that, still in your nice outfit, hair perfectly done, sobbing into your pillow until you fell asleep.
The mantle place was left empty, no offering sitting atop the wood for the first time since you had moved in.
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It was still dark when you woke up, so dark that your groggy brain couldn’t tell if your eyes were open or closed. You contemplated that for a few minutes as your groggy brain wondered why you had woken up and considered rolling over and going back to sleep.
But you couldn’t.
Slowly you became more and more aware of the suffocating atmosphere that weighed down on you. The air felt thick and heavy…suffocating. So much so that you could hear your own heavy breathes, deep, raspy…angry.
That wasn’t you breathing.
Suddenly awake you felt your heart starting to pound as you peeked your eyes open, starting to tremble at what you saw. There, standing at the foot of your bed was a creature; golden eyes glowing in the dark, face twisted into a deeply angered snarl as he stood towering over you.
“You forgot.”
The voice vibrated hard through the air, weighing down on you as you lay frozen in your bed, unable to do much other than stare up at him in panic. Forgot? Forgot what-
You gasped softly. The offering.
“I-I’m sorry-! I-I can s-still-”
“No!”
You flinched back whimpering as he snarled down at you, eyes glowing brighter against the darkness as he stepped closer. The bed creaked harshly under his weight as he crawled atop you, golden eyes blazing with rage as you laid underneath him, unable to bring yourself to do anything but stare up at him in pure terror. Was he going to crush you?
“You brought that…man into our home. You fed him, but not me. Selfish, silly little human. Is this some sort of tantrum? Did I not do enough for you? You had to go look to…someone else to fill your needs? Was I not satisfactory enough for you?”
You whimpered pressing back hard against your pillow as he leaned in, holding himself up so he was nothing more than a warmth covering your entire body, but you were painfully aware of how easily he could crush you…suffocate you.
“N-no-! I’m s-sorry I didn’t mean to forget it was just that my date-”
Wrong thing to say. In an instant, the face that had slowly started melting into something softer, sweeter immediately hardened again. Rage sparked in his eyes as the air grew heavier around him, as did he. You gasped for air, jumping slightly when a hand moved to grip your chin, fingers splaying out across your skin. You squeezed your eyes shut as he tilted his head down at you, face slowly melting away from anger to something different, something…scarier. He completely disregarded your words as he inspected your face, his touch staying gentle despite the rage that poured off him so heavily you could almost taste it.
“Or is that you forgot about me? Forgot what we had just because I did not mesh our lips together like he did, or touch your body in the ways he has.”
You whimpered, tears starting to burn in your eyes as you curled in on yourself. You found yourself pitifully batting at his hands as he let go of your face, instead moving to slide his touch downwards, grabbing at your chest and brushing against your sides as he drank in your expressions.
You found yourself helpless to do anything as he easily pulled your shirt off over your head, large hands immediately moving to touch you, rubbing and grabbing at everything he could reach as he slowly moved down. Your pants and underwear were quick to go too, leaving you bare and vulnerable against the cold night air. Not to worry, he will keep you warm all…night…long.
He’ll make sure you will never forget him again
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UMM... Girl Pardon me!?!? Uhm...someone call yagami yato!!
It’s a long drive home (NSFW)
Asahi x F!Reader
You and Asahi have been together for a few months now. Although he is an amazing guy, you sometimes wish the sex wasn’t so…vanilla. Little did you know, all you had to do was take that first step.. Warnings: Some name calling, spitting in mouth, creampie, car sex, solo fingering, teasing. Hot stuff under the cut ;)
(Sorry if this seems rushed! It’s been in my head for a few days now and I had to get it out there lol I did proof read but still might be some errors. If they are too bad, let me know and I will go back through! )
You and Asahi have been dating for a very months. And within those few months, he really did seem to fit the mold of “gentle giant, couldn’t hurt a fly even if I wanted to, never a hurtful word to leave my mouth.”
He was the sweetest guy you had ever been with, and you were loving every second of it. This also seemed to leak over into your intimate times as well.
Sex with Asahi was nice.
Nice.
It was nice.
Like, it wasn’t bad whatsoever. But it was just.
Nice.
He was gentle, never went too fast or hard. Didn’t seem to talk too much in the bedroom, and when he did, they were always sweet words.
Obviously that was amazing. But it didn’t really feed the darker side that you had. The side of you that, although you were not ashamed of it, you also did not broadcast it.
Over the few months you had been dating, there were countless times you found yourself lost in a daydream where Asahi had to bent over the side of the couch, your toes just shy of reaching the floor. His hips, driving you further and further into the couch, his hand fisted your hair, keeping you in place. God, the way his cock would stretch you, feeling like it was going to rip you in half but in the best way possible. And the best part of it all, the filthy words that spilled from his lips, directed at you.
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Im currently dyingggg for some Haikyuu boys Cheating on you stories/headcanon/oneshots...
If anyone has so can you pleaseeee send them my way i keep crying at them willingly
I think this gif is really cute they looks so cute :(
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu!!#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu#haikyuu oneshot#haikyū!!#asahi fluff#asahi headcanons#asahi x reader#azumane asahi#tv asahi#asahi icons#haikyuu asahi#noya headcanons#noya imagine#kenma x y/n#kenma#kenma smut#haikyuu kenma#daddy daichi#daichi x reader#hq daichi#sawamura daichi#daichi x y/n#haikyuu tsukki#tsukishima fluff#hq tsukishima#tsukishima kei#haikyuu tsukishima
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OKAYYY THIS ONE IS REALLLLLY GOOD TOO (I. AM. SUCH. A. SIMP.)
Sleepover
"Hey Asahi" you said as you sat on the desk in front of your boyfriend
"Y-yes y/n" Asahi got startled and a little blushy over your sudden movement
you have been dating for few months but he's still getting flustered by you whenever you hold hands or give him a kiss he turns into a new shape of red which makes him more cute
And it's actually the same for you whenever he is intimate with you or does a loving gesture you turn into another shade of red
And boy oh boy do the volleyball boys love teasing you two to see your red faces
But the more you hung out together the more you two got used to this and so the blushing calmed down a little
But still you couldn't help but blush thinking of the question you're about to ask
"I want to as you something" you said as you played with the end of your shirt
"Of course y/n what is it?" He reached his hand to hold yours as he felt how anxious you were
"My parents will be out of town and because they know you they wanted me to ask you if you umm could spend the night with me" you tucked your hair behind your ear as you slowly looked up to see his expression and as always he had this sweet smile that made you love him and that makes you love him more and more whenever you see him smile like that
"Will this be ok with you y/n? I mean will you be comfortable with me staying the night?" You nodded shyly "yes I will be" and with your answer his smile got even wider
"Ok then after my practice let's go to my house to get some stuff then we will go to yours"
"Ok, I'll go to class now see you later" you kissed his cheek before running out of class
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Today you were able to finish your club activities early so you were able to catch Asahi practicing and taking videos of him while trying to hide it so no one could tease you about it but unfortunately Suga noticed
"Hey Ace try to look cool for your girlfriend she's filming you" Suga nudged Asahi and pointed at you Asahi blushed a little "let's put a show on for her and do the back attack" Suga smiled at Asahi's proposal and the two boys gathered their team to practice it
And so you were setting on the bench still taking a video of your boyfriend when you saw them all move at the same time your eyes widened because you never saw them do this before you were positive that the ball was going to Tanaka but then your boyfriend came from behind and slammed the ball as hard as he could to the other side you gasped and jumped from your seat you had your hand over your mouth and your eyes were sparkling you were so amazed by what just happened and Asahi turned to your direction and winked at you before he continued with his practice
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"Asahi you were amazing today and this spike you did you came from behind and whoosh I didn't expect this at all you're really amazing Ace" you winked at him at the last word your smile was so wide and as was Asahi's, you were walking hand and hand on your way to your house after going to Asahi's to get clothes
"Well i noticed that my beautiful girlfriend was filming me so I thought of giving her something worth filming" Asahi put his hand around your shoulders pulling you close to him with a smirk on his face
"You saw me?" You hid your face in his chest and you heard him laugh
"It's ok you make me happy with your support you know"
"I will always support you no matter what you're my ace" you wrapped your arms around his body as you walked together he loved your warmth so much and he was thankful because you couldn't see the blush on his face
After few minutes of walking you two arrived at your house you opened the door and moved for Asahi to go in first then you went in, you both threw your bags in a corner "go take a shower and I'll prepare the dinner"
"You sure you don't want help?"
"No I am ok don't worry" Asahi nodded he gave you a kiss on your temples before he headed to the bathroom with his clothes
You walked to the kitchen and started making Asahi his favorite ramen few moments have passed when you suddenly felt two giant arms surrounding your waist Asahi rested his chin on your head and he pressed you against him more taking all your warmth and you were more than happy to be in his arms
"mhmm it smells delicious"
"Thank you hope it tastes as good as it smells"
"I am sure it does, now go take a shower and let me continue ok?"
"It's already over Asahi go watch something until I change then we'll eat"
"Ok" Asahi gave you a kiss on your temples before letting you go to take a shower
Before you went to the shower you stole one of Asahi's extra shirts that he brought with him deciding to surprise him
After you finished taking your shower you put on him shirt and it reached your knees you thought you looked cute wearing it but you were nervous to what will Asahi think will he like it or hate it or worse what if it didn't matter to him
You decided to push these thoughts away it was just a shirt so why were you overthinking it that much you put away your school uniform and you hang Asahi's uniform as well and you went downstairs
Asahi had prepared the table for you two he was setting the last dish when he heard your footsteps on the floor when he looked up he didn't think you'd be wearing his shirt his eyes widened as you walked towards him and his face got too red you never saw his face got this red before
He stayed silent for few minutes and you started feeling insecure maybe he hated it
"I am sorry I knew this was a bad idea I'll change" he quickly grabbed your arm still red faced
"NO" He shouted quickly your eyes widened then he continued "I..you look cute" now it was your face's turn to get red
"Really you love it on me?" Asahi nodded
"Yes keep wearing my shirts you look sexy in them" now you were sure that your face haven't been this red before the shy Asahi was replaced with a bold one as he pulled you quickly into a kiss his soft lips always made you melt and this kiss was never like his regular kisses it was heated
After few minutes you both parted away panting for air as you two forgot to breath
"Now let's go eat dinner before I get too carried away" he whispered in your ear his heated breath on your ear sent shivers down your spine he kissed your cheek before heading to the table with pulling you with him
"Hey Asahi I have an idea"
"Hmm" Asahi lifted his head to look at you instead of his plate
"Let's binge rewatching attack on titan and stay up all night" (aot is my favorite soo you know i had to do it)
"But cuddling to sleep sounds nicer don't you think?" Asahi knew that once you had a crazy idea like this you will do it you did it before with anime movies so you can easily do it again with an anime series so he had to talk you out of it
"But cuddling while watching attack in titan sound nicer plus you only saw it once you need to see it more often"
"But y/n we need to get good sleep"
"Asahi you never stay over for the night so i don't want to miss any minute without you please Asahiii pleasee" you showed him your puppy which he cannot say no to
"Fine y/n anything for you"
"Yaay" you wrapped your arms around Asahi's neck and pulled him into a hug
After dinner you and Asahi cuddled on your bed and you started the first episode of the anime
"Asahi baby don't fall asleep ok"
"You too y/n"
"I can never it's my favorite anime and i can never sleep mid watching it"
You can say you talked too soon because as the clock hit 2 am you were fast asleep leaving Asahi to be awake alone he chuckled when he saw you asleep and turned off the anime he took few photos and videos of you so he could tease you about it the next day
Then he kissed you temples and whispered goodnight to you before he drifted to a deep sleep
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I wrote half of this mid class hehe hope you enjoyed the fluff even though I think it was so messy lol
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When I tell you....this is the BEST Asahi fanfiction I've ever read IM MEAN IT
Over the Counter
Pairing: Asahi x Reader
Summary: “You’ve kind of been making me the wrong drink for weeks now, but I didn’t know how to tell you without it being awkward.”
Genre: Romance, Fluff, Coffee Shop AU
Length: 1.4k words
AO3
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#asahi x reader#haikyuu x reader#asahi#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu oneshot#asahi fluff#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#coffee shop au#over the counter
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I recently made this (Picrew.com and type in nasaya) this and i love the outcome he is my everything im going to die🤗💗
#asahi#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#azumane asahi#asahi x y/n#asahi headcanons#tv asahi#anime#sports anime#asahi fluff#asahi x you#asahi x reader
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Hey! Hey! Hey! I really need some help im wondering if anyone can give me ideas for my first fan fic! As the simp listicle i will make a list of who you simp for and write fics about each of them!! Thanks so much
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Theres just something about Honey- Senpai fanfic that are NSFW that just make me hold in my laughter...like im going to die if i ever have to read the sentence "when it comes to honey he is the biggest fan of oral"....there is something about that...i just wanna curl up in a ball
#ohshc honey#ohshc headcanons#ohshc fanfiction#ohshc fic#ohshc x reader#ohshc mori#ohshc rp#ohshc au#ohshc kaoru#ohshc haruhi
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