the-shanpai
the-shanpai
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Sean | 29 years old | typically 98.6°F Married with a puppy* He/Him/His DNI if you don't pay taxes (children, billionaires, and Jimmy Carr) ~Blog topics~ Queer things | Programming | TV shows | Writing | Geography | Anything I deem funny | There are no set topics *puppy is a man who is dating my husband
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Happy thursday everyone
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the-shanpai · 3 days ago
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MFA is simple. Something you know (password is 'mwrrp-meow') something you have (yubikey on a collar) or something you are (paw print)
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what the fuck is game changer even about
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The Indianapolis Star, Indiana, July 26, 1925
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i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives
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the-shanpai · 3 days ago
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the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD
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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
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Asked and answered
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bush was lucky as fuck 9/11 happened while he was doing something nice could you imagine him locked up in the oval bathroom with e621 pulled up
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Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom
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Ive been employing the east coast version of "let go of what does not serve you" which is something like "well whats this shit doing for me anyway"
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