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Alyx The Keyboard
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She/They, someone took Qwerty keyboard
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the-sholes-keyboard · 2 years ago
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For even better security, add a blood moat full of starving vampires.
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little castle keep i'm building in dwarf fortress. i hate making circles so much but they look way better than just squares here.
eventually i plan to roof off the middle bit, and possibly add a secondary wall around the whole thing for added security
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the-sholes-keyboard · 2 years ago
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ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.
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the-sholes-keyboard · 2 years ago
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I recently discovered the Dutch surname Fokker, which literally means "breeder" in Dutch, which is wonderful.
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the-sholes-keyboard · 2 years ago
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Terrible D&D cursed magic item idea:
A magic book about the teenage life of a druid-rouge multi class hero that when read makes the reader want to kill the most famous druid at the time due to anger of the druid culture brought on from the novel.
Basically just "The Catcher in the Rye" by J. D. Salinger.
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the-sholes-keyboard · 3 years ago
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