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Opening Tumblr on March 15th

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Regulus: I will destroy everything you love

James: I love you

Regulus, holding back tears: Jokes on you, I've been self-destructive my whole life

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Okay everyone has said it but this. THIS. This halftime show was Kendrick dragging Drake’s body around the walls of Troy like Achilles did to Hector.

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Nobel Hate Prize winning, poet laureate, Emeritus Professor of Rap, Kendrick Lamar, and his long musical funeral about a man that once talked shit about him, whilst also sprinkling in social commentary about Black America, in front of an Anti-Woke President.

The lack of Fucks Kendrick gives is spectacular actually.

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“The revolution is about to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy” CRAZYYY

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This man just cast Vicious Mockery at nat 20

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super bowl halftime show recap

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"The revolution is about to be televised, you picked the right time but the wrong guy" - Kendrick Lamar, Half-time show 2025

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Kendrick Lamar performing in front of his back-up dancers dressed in the American Flag colors of red, white and blue after Samuel L. Jackson, dressed as Uncle Sam says rap is "too ghetto" for the Superbowl. That is all.

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I’d like to report a murder, yes, 70,000 people just helped Kendrick kill Drake on the 50 yard line

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kendrick lamar the political storyteller you are. so sorry everyone will only focus on the drake of it all. i see u princess. your mind.

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Ares, Hera, and Hermes during Odysseus

Hera, goddess and protector of women:

Ares, getting his promised slaughter:

Hermes, watching his favourite baby kill people:

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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

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I Can't Help But Wonder, or as I like to call it, Dear Theodosia (Greek Mythology Version)

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AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC, CAN ANYONE ELSE HEAR JORGE IN HOLD THEM DOWN? I know in the original story, Odysseus was hiding among the suitors at first, so if he is singing along to the "Hold him down" that I think Antinous is doing while the suitors sing "hold 'em down", he's actually a genius. And if not, he still is, but I think it'd be so cool.

Okay, after a few more listens of Odysseus, I'm convinced I'm not imagining it. Did anyone else pick up on the way that "we can still defeat the king if we all attack the prince" lines up with Wouldn't You Like? (I think the entire section might line up with the chorus? That line in specific lines up with the "deep in the night the fight lasts for hours, I'll help you conquer her"). Am I actually going crazy or do you guys hear it too? And the screams right after would be Hermes' little "woah". If it actually does work, it has to be on purpose, Jorge doesn't do stuff like that for no reason, but I could just be grasping at straws.

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Okay, after a few more listens of Odysseus, I'm convinced I'm not imagining it. Did anyone else pick up on the way that "we can still defeat the king if we all attack the prince" lines up with Wouldn't You Like? (I think the entire section might line up with the chorus? That line in specific lines up with the "deep in the night the fight lasts for hours, I'll help you conquer her"). Am I actually going crazy or do you guys hear it too? And the screams right after would be Hermes' little "woah". If it actually does work, it has to be on purpose, Jorge doesn't do stuff like that for no reason, but I could just be grasping at straws.

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He's literally so sweet 😭😭 Don't worry, Captain, we're so proud of you. No one is angry at any of you for not being able to make the livestream work. You gave us an amazing musical and community. Thank you. We love you too.