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i still really want to get b dylan hollis' cookbook and i plan to soon now that i have my own kitchen again but all the photos he has of himself in that book just crack me the hell up because i have never seen a more malnourished twink in my life. i would not trust him to give me good recipes if i hadn't seen so many videos of him eating them himself and moaning in agony and/or pleasure on camera

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im sure this has been done before but just for fun

here are all the options in case youre not familiar with pokémon types. you can also be a combined type btw, just choose the "other" option.

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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anti montage theory where each shot has no relation to the shots preceding or after and the cutaway is just kinda a coincidence

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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friendly reminder use your turn signal

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

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captcha

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you would be right thats what

What if I said system Asriel/Flowey