the-thena

[the-thena]

We’re back in business, folks!

Roll up, roll up!

[the-thena]

What was the last thing you said to your dead mother? Also how much do you bench?

How much do I bench?

Not all that much, actually. I’m more into cardio.

It’s all in the legs! Apollo’s emergency dentist said I have a kick like a donkey! I’m not allowed to train with him anymore, though.

[the-thena]

Lay it on you? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Can’t a girl say anything around here? Go sit in the corner…

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✨️🎺Doot Doot!🎺✨️

Sacré bleu!

Too loud!

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Hey Athena! We should get lunch sometime! I think we have a lot in common! -L.M.

In common, huh? How s—

Wait, lunch? On you?!

Count me in!

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can u ask trucy to do a magic trick with widget? I think yk which trick I mean 😇

Uh, haha… Nope, we’re good. Noooo thank you.

PLEASE, NO MORE!

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sorry for you being French. I will give you cryptic messages on building you own robots if that helps

Huh? French? What are you…

!

Who am I talking to, exactly?

[the-thena]

if it's not too much to ask, can i get some encouragement?

i've had a really bad day...

You can count on me!

Just take a deep breath, shrug it off and keep going! Think about what you want from life and don’t let up until it’s yours! Try to get at least eight hours of sleep each night, and… uh…

Don’t… eat… the yellow snow?

(I’m running out of these FAST…)

A-Anyway, I believe in you! Auguroni!

[the-thena]

ATHENAAA CAN I HAVE A HUGGGG!!!!????? >o<

Sure you can!

Hold on…

Let me just…

There!

Camera magic!

[the-thena]

Thena, I made your mom in my Miitopia save file

(this is from just after getting to the post game)

Oh … that’s…

Really cute! Amazing likeness! Fantastisch!

LALALA! HAPPY THOUGHTS! NOT LOOKING AT NOT LOOKING NOT LOOKING NOT LOOKING N—

Widget! Not out loud!

[the-thena]

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Athena? /ref

Uhh… um…!

Steamed hams!

(I wanted to join in…)

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magical $5 have appeared in your hands. what do you do

I hear a beautiful siren calling me, and her name is Orange Juice from the Corner Store!

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Dear Athena, aren't you interrupting the story at the most suspenseful part? /ref

…?

A-Are you calling me a pig?!

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HELLO ATHENA!!!! I DONT HAVE A QUESTION I JUST WANT TO SAY HI :DDD

Hi yourself! It’s nice to meet you!

[the-thena]

🎵🎶annnnd Iiiii!!!!, tend to close my eyes cause it hurt sometimes I fall into your ARMS!!!! when im safe and sound and I come back around...

And now the day bleeds. it's a night fall. And your not here, to get me through it all. I let my guard down. And then you pulled the rug...I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved....🎵🎶🎶🎶

Bravo! What a moving performance…

Crowd goes wild!

[the-thena]

thena how do u manage always carrying the defense team, being so much more slay than evryone else?

so much weight on ur shoulders... serving cunt literally all the time...

Wh-who, me?

I mean, uh, heh heh. I do a LOT of weight training. It’s like whatever.

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Hi Thena, I really like your earring!!!

Oh, this?

Merci beaucoup! I’ve had it since I was a little kid. It’s been with me through, well, everything. I like to think it gives me strength!