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(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

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Planetary (5/24/25)

He was Mars. Scarred and acrid. Red desert sand and ancient ruins, hostile atmosphere and all things war.

She was Earth. Lush and full of life. Warm and lovely. Green fields and silver rain, all things good and beautiful.

"Does she see me?" "Does she know how badly I love her?" Mars wanted to be her dearest satellite, her moon. But would she love him, damaged as he was?

He didn't know that Earth had loved him for a long time.

That she saw him, and wanted him, just as badly as he wanted her. "I love no other but Mars." She'd say. "It is he my heart longs for."

It didn't matter to Earth that Mars was wartorn and battlescarred, for she loved that about him.

Their orbital paths crossed, as they often did. He gazed at her, as she did the same.

They found love in each other's eyes.

A vast love, an unending love.

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babygirl you make me feel like i hit the juckport one trillion

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Are you becoming what you've always hated?

Isle of Dogs / Game of Thrones / Painting by Jenn Mazza / Unknown / Ancestral Memory by Hari Alluri / Unknown / Venetta Octavia / Emma Tranter / Unknown / Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo / @ machineryangel

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Werewolp sketch

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merry christmas and happy holidays to all, except those who have wronged me. I send no merriment your way.

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trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

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do you wanna kiss covered in blood? can we kiss covered in blood? when are we gonna kiss covered in blood?

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wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

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the firsteth rule of alchemy is to hath fun and beeth thy truest self. the secondeth rule is to think with thine pussy

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Nap (WIP)

She made her way to the couch, sitting down and watching as Stanley sat down as well, sprawling his bulky frame across the cushions. 

Monty moved towards Stanley, climbing on top of him. 

She draped herself over him, resting her head against his heavy chest. Monty smiled as she listened to the steady thump of his heart, and her hands pushed his tanktop up. 

Monty slowly exposed his broad and furry stomach, running her hands along the thick fur there, and causing Stanley to purr. 

He blushed faintly, a deep purr rumbling in his chest as he looked at her fondly. "I love you, my dear." He murmured, pressing a kiss to Monty's forehead. 

She smiled, nuzzling his hefty chest, and gazing up at him with lidded, green eyes. "I love you too, darling." She spoke softly, as Stanley wrapped an arm around her waist.

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Stanley (being a carnivore and hunter of animals) has gotten himself sick a couple of times via eating a rotting carcass he found in the woods.

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Art by Matteo Moni

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kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones