the-verdant-weirdo

[the-verdant-weirdo]

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

[the-verdant-weirdo]

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

[the-verdant-weirdo]

that’s a whole man.

[the-verdant-weirdo]

[the-verdant-weirdo]

I literally cannot overstate how important creative hobbies are when dealing with mental illness. If you can’t draw, there are coloring books. If you can’t write a novel, you can write in short journaling bursts. If you can’t sing in the shower, you can listen to music. Sometimes with mental illness it feels like we have this dark presence inside of us that is bumping around in our brain and organs, causing problems. It helps immensely to let it out.

[the-verdant-weirdo]

[the-verdant-weirdo]

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

[the-verdant-weirdo]

Bane, Myrkul, and Bhaal might've succeeded if they'd picked these three instead.

[the-verdant-weirdo]

[the-verdant-weirdo]

I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

[the-verdant-weirdo]

Hell is when book covers get redesigned with the actors of the show/movie that was made based on it.

[the-verdant-weirdo]

REV UP THOSE DATAS

[the-verdant-weirdo]

[the-verdant-weirdo]

dr seuss yaoi

[the-verdant-weirdo]

For those wondering: every fat person you know

- is aware that they're fat

- has heard of the health risks associated with fatness

- has most likely heard of the diet / drug / surgery / product you're considering recommending to them

- will have their guard up whenever they're around you if you make attempts to "fix" their fatness