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ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱɪᴇꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓬𝔂

                        ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

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((RGB has been moved to @stele-orbitoare​!))

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“That is precisely what I mean. These worm-like things you see around us are Doubts. They may seem harmless, but if enough of them get together it can be a big problem for us. It’s best to just leave them to their squabbling.”

“Basically, in this world, emotions such as Grief & Fear can actually manifest into their own being. Unfortunately, they can be extremely dangerous so we’ll need to tread carefully.”

“As for how long this will take, I’m not entirely sure. It may be a few days, but then again, the flow of time can get a little crazy in this world...” He reached into his pocket & pulled out 3 vials of a strange orange substance. “Hmm...only 3 left. We’ll have to be very careful now. Keep an eye out for any black spiky things. If you see them...run. We’re not really prepared for a fight with them yet.”

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“Alright young Hero, before we do anything else, we’re going to need to get some supplies & some amour for you.”

“While I must admit that your sword is rather impressive, it won’t really do anything if we encounter a Fear or a Grief.”

“Luckily, I know just the place to get what we need. It should be a fairly easy trip to the House of Paint…” RGB started to head east, flicking away some small worm-like creatures away with his cane as he walked.

“…nasty little buggers.”

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“Alright young Hero, before we do anything else, we’re going to need to get some supplies & some amour for you.”

“While I must admit that your sword is rather impressive, it won’t really do anything if we encounter a Fear or a Grief.”

“Luckily, I know just the place to get what we need. It should be a fairly easy trip to the House of Paint...” RGB started to head east, flicking away some small worm-like creatures away with his cane as he walked.

“...nasty little buggers.”

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Starter Call!

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YGOTAS Starters

1. "I can't believe they just ditched us like that! I mean, you'd have to be a total jerk to walk out on someone when—Hey, where are you going?"

2. "Excellent. Soon, my evil plan to steal an object from a small child will be complete!"

3. "Where do you think you're going, limey boy?"

4. "Blah blah, card games blah."

5. "You mean...you’re not Spider-Man?"

6. "It's like something out of HP Lovecraft... only gay!"

7. "Oh, come on. Just one little Mind Crush. It'll barely hurt him."

8. "My voice gives me super strength!"

9. "Tell my fangirls... I love them."

10. "No homo, right?"

11. "I'm just here for the food!"

12. "Oh come on, you can take him."

13. "No, really, I think I might be dying here!"

14. "I threw it away because it was evil!"

15. "Freddy would never marry Jason! Besides, Freddy’s already married... to his job!"

16. "I told you we should have used the visible guns, but no-o-o! You had to have the INvisible guns because they’re magical and oooooo..."

17. "Oh, you all can just go straight to hell."

18. "What a beautiful day! I don't think I've ever felt so good about life!"

19. "Ponies? I love ponies!"

20. "I'm not a human! I'm a penguinnnnn!"

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“We need to go to my world. If I remember correctly, you humans refer to it as ‘the Land of Make Believe’.” He reached into his coat pocket & pulled out a golden key. “You see, all worlds in existence are linked to mine. In other words, if something bad happens there, it could affect every other world in a number of devastating ways...including yours. Someone is trying to disrupt the balance in my world & we can’t have that.”

“So, do you think you’re up for the challenge, young one?”

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☄️ “-going...?” Finn hesitated, wondering if he misunderstood what the stranger had asked.

“Going where, exactly? And what kinda work? Did ya need help with something?” 🌼

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

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“Splendid! Well then, we should get going.”  The creature snapped his fingers, causing a bamboo cane to appear in his hand. “Come along now, hero. We have work to do...” He twirled his cane, summoning a staircase made of clouds.

A humanoid creature with a television for a head approached Finn, smiling as he tipped his hat in greeting. "Hello young man, would you like to be a hero?" ((@the-very-worst-monster))

☄️ “Hey there.”

“Yeah, that’s kinda what I’m going for. Helpin’ people n’ stuff.” 🌼

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Tag dump! (May add more later)

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Starter call!

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