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weighted blankets aren't enough i need to be crushed under the weight of my sins (plentiful)

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how do people do reader-insert fics of pjsk?? introduce the reader as 'y/n l/n' and their last name is now Leo/need. they are y/n Leo/need. you can't just not use a last name

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got my friend to do a 10-pull for me and accidentally stole 10 years of gacha luck from him

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sometimes my hyperfixations will merge together and i'll have to think for a moment before i realise that no, world 10 of adventure forward 2 is not cyalm's sekai, no matter how similar it is to one

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i have played too much minesweeper and as punishment i have been cursed to see 5s and 1s in every corner. such is the price i pay as a mine-er

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inside me there are two wolves. one wants to write a fluffy romance story and the other wants to write a gritty fantasy story. neither will end up writing anything, as they are too busy competing to see which one can go the longest without doing anything productive

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if i see one more person using [colour]-nette to describe hair colour, i will do unspeakable crimes

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ive looked it up so many times but i still always forget whether 5 is supposed to round up or down

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cool idea

what if rhythm games had a mechanic similar to the golden berry in farewell (Celeste)

like, you get a full combo on a really hard song and then you have to do an extra bit that only appears when you're doing a full combo, and if you lose your combo you have to start the song from the beginning

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CrossCode: A video game about playing a video game. And also what it means to be human.

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my specimen 6 fixation never went away i love specimen 6,, so gnarp gnarp

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hear me out

in an alternate universe where, instead of humans, sentient sausages were the primary lifeform, there would no longer be sausages in bread, but there WOULD be inbred sausages

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as a chuckster i can relate to this

Reblog if you're a chuckster

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i wish this man was a metal gear rising enemy so i could cut him into pieces

Nobody’s Fool (Chapter #31)

Here’s Chapter #31. The gang discovers something unexpected about where they’re dining. Penn endures more humiliation. 

Previous: Chapter #30

Next: Chapter #32

CW: Adult language, dehumanization, abuse, extreme angst,

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NOBODY’S FOOL

Chapter #31: Table Manners

Word Count: 2288 Read Time: Approx. 18 mins

[Penn’s POV]

Beyond the three imposing figures taking up the majority of my point of view, Travis sat next to the larger of the two wealthy men, Riley next to him, Dani at the opposing head of the table and Eveline perched between her and Sam, seemingly miles away from where I stood. If any of the three men nearest me reached out to crush my skull between their fingers, I doubted any of my friends would be able to intervene in time. I felt very little and very vulnerable all of a sudden.

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YESS GO OFF LITTLE MAN

also i have no idea how to make a regular reply like everyone else bc im new to tumblr, so guess whos reblogging instead

Nobody’s Fool (Chapter #27)

Here we go Chapter #27. Let’s hear from Eveline’s POV on all this. 

Previous: Chapter #26

Next: Chapter #28

CW: Adult language, adult themes, dehumanization, mild references to sex ________________________________________

NOBODY’S FOOL

Chapter #27: Intercontinental 

Word Count: 1,685 Read Time: Approx. 13 mins

[Eveline’s POV]

As I approached the van, my heart leapt to my throat. My hands shook and my brow furrowed. I cast my mind back to the last time I’d seen Penn, the look of betrayal, pain and rage flickering like forks of a flame behind his eyes.

The early morning sun was cold and unkind, the light brilliantly bright without the accompanying warmth. I shivered as I crossed the parking lot. My head spun, stomach tied in knots as I thought about the rest of my night after I left him burning and broken.

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not me immediately imagining this guy as a fat, rich old guy with a massive beard, sunglasses and a golden tooth

i may be picking favourites, and this guy

he aint one of them

Nobody’s Fool (Chapter #23)

Chapter 23. Oh man, I promise I did NOT plan for this part of the story to land at Christmas time. Sorry for all the intensity around the holiday season!

Previous: Chapter #22

Next: Chapter #24

CW: Adult language, dehumanization, references to abuse, mild sexuality, extreme angst

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Chapter #23: Pull the Strings

Word Count: 2278 Read Time: Approx. 18 mins

[Penn’s POV]

I knew as soon as the hand of the human gripping the doorknob came into view, this was not one of my bandmates. The hand was masculine, hard. Veins protruding from the top and snaking along the arm. There was hair on the wrist but not so much to be considered hairy. The hand wore an impressive gold and silver watch, ticking out the seconds that seemed to each last a lifetime. The arm connected to a dress shirt, lavender, sleeves rolled up, collar unbuttoned. The dress shirt ended in a head, a trim dirty blonde beard, small blue eyes, a pencil straight nose and dirty blonde hair that was slicked back. As this unknown male entered the room, I couldn’t help feeling my hackles raise like some territorial animal.

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