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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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After the Bath, 1875 William Bouguereau

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Today’s fish thing is this set of fish glass cups! (Origin unknown)

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Time for your inspection

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Last month I saw Niagara Falls for the first time, and I'm still a little scared that the water is going to run out, it's too much water, there can't possibly be that much water all the time coming out of the GROUND somewhere, the ground is gonna RUN OUT, the middle of the ground is MAGMA, not mORE WATER.

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

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Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

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"For anyone who doesn't know what a Bacon number is, it is the degrees of separation a person is from the actor Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon's number is 0, Someone who has worked with him directly's number is 1. Someone who has worked with that person's number is 2, and so on. (Here is a link to the Wikapedia page on Bacon numbers for more details.)

If you don't know your Bacon number, you can check it on The Oracle of Bacon by putting in the name of the most famous person that you or someone you know have met"

(Submitted by @lucybianchi)

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This is good information to know.

I might need to culturally appropriate the Asian greeting just to see how it goes.

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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First time with cyanotype

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all