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man in yellow

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I wish my sorrow would be washed away by the sea.

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Beautiful drawing I made while watching friends play “Overcooked”

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My weak and eepy buddy Thiollier 🌸

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In California , Gay farmers feed mind-Pills to straight folk in order to convince them to buy their local evil gay farmers produce.

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Woah mama! If you eat beetles then…… what happened to the Beatles?

Woah mama I ate Paul but he got better

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Seen yesterday in an area thrift store

If it had been $25 it would've gone home with me. But $50 was too rich for my blood, since I don't even bowl.

@shiftythrifting

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i mean fangs & claws & scales sound nice, but my honest priority is additional eye cones, these fuckers just aren't cutting it

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look at this thang

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he may not show it but he's actually happier when he's endlessly toiling

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The media has voted you chillest guy of the year how do you feel about this?

The media? I hate the media. I hope they rot in hell. I hope they get what they deserve. Hell rot. Hell Rot Hell Rot. hell hell.

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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Hey Elvis! My friend Craig did an amazing piece of art of you!

Check it out!

https://craigeverett.co.uk/product/rocking-roller-original/

Woah mama! Look at me go!

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*shaking myself out of a stupor to confront the first Hero who has trod this path in millennia* ufghhuhuhun*kough* waitaminute holdupnow *wheezing cobwebs out of an overly elaborate set of full-body plate armour that surely never saw use outside of a single 16th cent royal procession* gots a question to ask ya

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we need to go back to eating spaghetti the traditional way. no more of this fork and spoon nonsense

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Burgpurr