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just thinking about how sam has been established as captain america for years <3

he's respected and acknowledged by the general public (nah, that's captain america!), by the mass media (captain america! cap! cap!), by the politicians in america (you, captain america) and by the politicians outside of america, assuming other countries, like japan, call him by his title (captain america, saved our fleet)

nothing but respect and support and all the love to My Captain America! its what he deserves :')

like idk 'bout u but if sam wasnt this well-established and well-known and widely acknowledged by so many people, valentina wouldn't be so pressed and triggered to the point that she'll shade sam like that and create her own team in such an underhanded way.

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Sam wears bright red lipstick so she can see her kisses on Bucky 🫶

Since pride month is coming to a close, here’s some more things I believe SamBucky would do if they were wlw!

1.) They most definitely would have matching tattoos. I feel like Bucky would get a pair of wings with a shield on her ankle or wrist and Sam would get a star on her arm or chest, specifically over her heart.

2.) Bucky wears dresses on occasion. I feel like she wants to flatter Sam so she’ll find a dress out of her many suits she owns.

3.) Sam and Bucky also get matching piercings! I feel like Bucky would have a lot of tattoos and piercings regardless, but she’d have a few dedicated for Sam. As for Sam, she would definitely choose our star shaped piercings that represent Bucky.

4.) Bucky would definitely be a lesbian and Sam would be pansexual. I can see them having pride flags on their desks and having little trinkets that represent themselves.

5.) Bucky always insists on paying for their dates. Sam has to find ways of paying before Bucky does.

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despite everything, it's still you.

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peter making an AI of tony in a desperate attempt to understand why he would willingly walk into his own death. peter having FRIDAY use all footage of tony’s private lab in order to create the predictive algorithm that will build AI TONYs speech and actions, so they’re most accurate to how tony thought and behaved.

when peter finally gets it running, he sets it to act the way tony acted when he was alone - not how he acted in front of people.

So, when Peter finally can talk to TONY, Peter’s first thing he says is “i’m sorry you died”. and TONY immediately responds “i’m not. I finally did it.” and when pressed further, TONY elaborates that the point was always to die in his suit.

and an increasingly distressed Peter talks to the first fully honest version of Tony he’s ever encountered, and only then does he find out that the Iron Man suit stood for safety of everything outside the suit - not the man in it.

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Bucky: what the fuck, Sam??? You can’t just pick me up without a warning.

Sam: relax, Buck. This is all part of the plan.

Bucky: a plan I’m not aware of. Put me the fuck down.

Yelena from the ground below them: nice to see the married couple is still fighting and attempting to work together.

John: I was afraid they were actually going to divorce.

Sam and Bucky: WE’RE NOT MARRIED.

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BLACK WIDOW 2021 | dir. Cate Shortland

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sam walk into a room and bucky starts twirling his hair around his fingers and shit.

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That poster goes so hard

Please don’t forget to give #Ironheart a chance,our Black leads need us guys.

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i know john and yelena are using the divorce to rage bait bucky.

he forgets to wash the dishes? “Thats why sam left your ass.”

he lectures them about keeping people safe? “ you cant even keep a man, shut up.”

he talks about the importance of honesty, trust, and transparency? “THAT DIDNT KEEP YOUR MAN AT HOME !”

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So, I've been doing a bit of yoga every now and then to help with my flexibility

What I should have been doing is finding ways to blame sam for walkers actions. That'll have me bending over backwards in no time

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Trauma helps you grow sometimes

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

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All in favor 🙌

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God forbid we have some fun and whimsy in this household

Tony: We need a diversion. I say Thor gets naked.

Steve: No.

Thor: I could get naked.

The team: NO!!!

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This is more Bucky coded, but it could easily work for either of them

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He knew himself well at least

Yelena: Bucky no!

Bucky, watching the person Sam is laughing with through the sniper scope: Relax. I didn’t bring any ammo. Believe me, I’ve already pulled the trigger three times.

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Joaquín: So Sam... are you proposing to Sergeant Barnes?

Sam: What? No! I’m just buying him accessories because he's got shit fashion sense

Joaquín: That’s literally a wedding ring.

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My favorite flavor of them is when Sam is the freak

i just think they're kinda neat !!!