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Crazy emo weirdos like me are either thinking about Green Day or souvenir penny presses

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when I was a teenager I got grounded a lot in high school for stupid reasons but also bc i was sort of a shit but anyway I had this boyfriend who I was totally obsessed with and had no way of talking to him when my phone got taken away but they never took away my school chromebook bc I needed it to do my homework so we came up with a shared google doc that we would just both edit at the same time to talk and when I wanted him to get on it so we could talk I'd email him saying "get on the doc" and it worked like a dream

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RIP yahoo answers

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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

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it’s been ten years

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it’s been ten years

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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gay meth

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Boney McClyde does the last of the autumn chores, even though he'd rather rest

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Infinite Garfield generator

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I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

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I once fed a bird screws and he kept flying back asking for more.

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did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free