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Does anyone else see different US regions as “coded” as specific seasons?

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

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Independence Day Mini-Tournament

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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

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Elon and Trump are both posting through their crash outs over their mutual falling out on their respective social media websites right now if any of you care

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I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME

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You HAVE to pick one. You cannot choose to kill yourself.

In fact, to make it easier, let’s assume that this is a kind of Quantum Leap situation in which you woke up in Katie Miller’s body and you only have time to murder one of her partners but you must do it after the act of love:

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Beyoncé performing at the COWBOY CARTER TOUR in Los Angeles (2025)

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actually kinda funny to me that fanfiction is known as a hobby for cringe 13 year olds because personally over half of the fanfic authors i know are married 30 year olds with mediocre admin jobs they attend to inbetween posting chapters of their latest gay sex epic adventure

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how it feels to make the mature decision regarding your long-term future

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first american pope should have been bruce springsteen

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happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

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Cat carrying kitten

"Tortoiseshell cat carrying her kitten up a flight of stairs. She grips the kitten's scruff in her teeth." - via Wikimedia Commons

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let’s be spherical with mama