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The important thing is that Marcille did not learn to blaspheme against the natural order to save her girlfriend. She just happened to have studied the art of spitting in God's eye for wholly unrelated reasons, and when the opportunity by chance arose to employ that skill in service of girlfriend-saving, she was ready.
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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
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I don't think it's oppressive that people complain about bi women having straight boyfriends at pride, but it is definitely annoying. "I don't feel safe because he's straight" okay and I don't feel safe that your white lesbian girlfriend is consistently racist 👀 we gone get rid of her too 👀 or do we only care about the complaints and the support needs of a few 👀 like if we gone talk people making other people in the LGBTQ community feel unsafe then let's get to brass tacks
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“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real
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If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.
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A cooking tutorial
English added by me :)
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I finally started watching Prehistoric Planet and these little sentient kites are doing their best
so tiny. light as a feather. flying at like 5 hours old. highly competent. and yet head empty
Edit: also as a sticker and stuff lol
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Im gonna be so real can yall actually talk about ways we can support trans women in the UK instead of giving all the attention to fucking JKR. I already know that Harry Poter sucks, I wanna know how to actually HELP people. Something something you have to love the oppressed more than you hate the oppressor
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