theburiedsspeciallittleboy

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“gay divorce rate is higher than heterosexual divorce rate” factoid is actually just statistical error. gay divorce rate is not higher. Elias and Peter, who get approximately 28 divorces a year, are outliers and should not have been counted

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!

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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.

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Look at the sky, Martin. 👁️

k I’m gonna go eep now

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ensnared

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I have a theory

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Hey Will, how many names does the song have ?

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Do you feed it enough, Gerry?

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Johnathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London

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lil jmart smooch

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I'm still here, Martin. I'm still here.

Creation of the Ceaseless Watcher.

Based on "Fallen Angel, 2011" by Roberto Ferri.

Two work in progress stages of this painting

With an extra custom angst audio to go with it! Enjoy! 🤝

Bonus second angel Jon I did in November, also based on work by Roberto Ferri

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the wettest of cats

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

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Melanie King the woman you are

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Jmart like this apple trend but I actually made it into an illustration this time

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caitvi as cats

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Thanks for the tag!

planetary immunity & portal mimicry; not sure what the planet one means but I’d love to turn into a portal

@that-weird-bee @genderenaissance @princess-dani +open tags

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.