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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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Really obsessed with Kim "visually impaired" Kitsuragi driving Like That. Fast as fuck. Parking like an asshole. FLYING down the road. Vroom vroom bitch watch out. I'm king of da highway. I can't read the street signs

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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be. a 45 year old man

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saw traps are too violent. that’s why in the next movie, the first trap will be someone with a reverse bear trap on their head trying to solve the disappearance of their neighbor’s cat in a small village in the alps.

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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Kim Kitsuragi my fucking everything. He's actually the only mixed race character. Nobody's ever done it like him

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Emerging from four straight hours of disco elysium. My actions are now being narrated in the disco elysium voice and it's not voluntary

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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

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If arcane was good and had any coherent sense of political anything Cait could have been like girl Kim Kitsuragi and it would have been awesome. But it seems this town isn't big enough for two gay wasian cop characters. Everyone's very disappointed that league of legends isn't marxist

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This gals been in my brain for weeks

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I think the biggest thing mascot horror things need to get a grip on is the reasonable balance of cute/creepy. The mascot in question needs to be cute enough to realistically be for children but scary enough to actually make for effective horror. Most games always lean too far in either direction and idk maybe it's just me but immersion with these kinds of games are important for me to actually find enjoyment in them.

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people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Damn you can get it by the bottle now?