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WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
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"Your makeup looks really natural today"
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FACT:
people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia
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*takes a second to verify my argument with google because i’m pretty sure i know what i’m talking about but i don’t wanna get dragged*
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It’s 2015 and we still can’t be told whether it’s just the password or username that’s incorrect
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pokemon: *becomes confused*
me: hoe don't do it
pokemon: *hits itself in its confusion*
me: oh my god
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i am literally on at least one electronic at all times this is not a joke
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7 billion people experienced this day in a different way
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the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
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heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
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have you ever been both scared and excited to open a message
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one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds
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