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Happy summer everypony

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Long to be a cryptid

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Gay sex, existential crisis, resurrection.

I.. am afraid? But curious.

You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

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MY PARTNER IS SERENADING ME WITH HOZIER IN THEIR LOWER REGISTER

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:(

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Can we find a sun god or diety from every timezone and make a map of them all?

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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